{"id":830,"date":"2020-07-23T12:42:54","date_gmt":"2020-07-23T12:42:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/?p=830"},"modified":"2021-07-20T11:38:46","modified_gmt":"2021-07-20T11:38:46","slug":"8-typu-kolegu-ktere-potkate-v-kancelarske-dzungli","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/index.php\/2020\/07\/23\/8-typu-kolegu-ktere-potkate-v-kancelarske-dzungli\/","title":{"rendered":"8 typ\u016f koleg\u016f, kter\u00e9 potk\u00e1te v kancel\u00e1\u0159sk\u00e9 d\u017eungli"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Pr\u00e1ce v kancel\u00e1\u0159i m\u016f\u017ee b\u00fdt v o\u010d\u00edch n\u011bkter\u00fdch lid\u00ed velice jednoduch\u00e1, v o\u010d\u00edch druh\u00fdch zase nesm\u00edrn\u011b stresuj\u00edc\u00ed. Pravda je nejsp\u00ed\u0161 individu\u00e1ln\u00ed a z\u00e1le\u017e\u00ed dost na povaze a osobnosti, kterou konkr\u00e9tn\u00ed \u010dlov\u011bk m\u00e1. A \u017ee t\u011bch typ\u016f kancel\u00e1\u0159sk\u00e1 d\u017eungle nab\u00edz\u00ed fakt dost. Nam\u00e1tkou jsem vybrala p\u00e1r z\u00e1kladn\u00edch, bez kter\u00e9 by se \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9 pracovi\u0161t\u011b neobe\u0161lo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<!--more-->\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><strong>CHRONI\u010cT\u00cd NEV\u011aTRA\u010cI<\/strong><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Kolegov\u00e9, kte\u0159\u00ed neradi v\u011btraj\u00ed. Zpravidla sed\u00e1vaj\u00ed u oken.  Kter\u00e1 pochopiteln\u011b neotev\u00edraj\u00ed. Jejich vn\u00edm\u00e1n\u00ed pojmu \u201ened\u00fdchatelno\u201c je na hony vzd\u00e1leno od vn\u00edm\u00e1n\u00ed b\u011b\u017en\u00e9ho smrteln\u00edka.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><strong>GASTROENTEROLOGOV\u00c9<\/strong><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Kolegov\u00e9, se kter\u00fdmi se potk\u00e1te jen ve chv\u00edl\u00edch, kdy m\u00e1 \u0161\u00e9f dovolenou. Jindy jsou toti\u017e v\u011bt\u0161inu sv\u00e9 pracovn\u00ed doby v jeho tr\u00e1vic\u00edm traktu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><strong> SAMOMLUVCI<\/strong><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Kolegov\u00e9, kte\u0159\u00ed moc mluv\u00ed. Neocen\u00ed ticho. Pot\u0159ebuj\u00ed se st\u00e1le o n\u011b\u010dem bavit. A je \u00fapln\u011b jedno, jestli z v\u00e1s doluj\u00ed informace o tom, co jste d\u011blali o v\u00edkendu, nebo co m\u00e1te dnes na ob\u011bd. Hlavn\u011b nesm\u00ed b\u00fdt ticho. Jejich velkou z\u00e1libou je vyzv\u00eddat v\u011bci, o kter\u00e9 nem\u00e1te z\u00e1jem se d\u011blit, nebo naopak (a kdov\u00ed, zda to nen\u00ed je\u0161t\u011b hor\u0161\u00ed) obeznamovat v\u00e1s se sv\u00fdm v\u00edkendov\u00fdm programem, rodinn\u00fdmi probl\u00e9my a jin\u00fdmi v\u011bcmi, kter\u00e9 osobn\u011b m\u00e1te tam, kde je konec jedn\u00e9 v\u011bci a za\u010d\u00e1tek druh\u00e9. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><strong>LIDOV\u00cd VYPRAV\u011a\u010cI<\/strong><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Kolegov\u00e9, kte\u0159\u00ed v\u0161ude byli, v\u0161echno znaj\u00ed, ka\u017edou \u0159eku p\u0159eplavali, od v\u0161eho maj\u00ed kl\u00ed\u010de. \u010casto se v\u00e1m tak m\u016f\u017ee st\u00e1t, \u017ee se nap\u0159\u00edklad bude \u010dlov\u011bk py\u0161nit t\u00edm, \u017ee byl na n\u011bjak\u00e9m unik\u00e1tn\u00edm z\u00e1kroku, o kter\u00e9m se po roce teprve do\u010dtete, \u017ee v \u010cesku teprve p\u0159ed p\u00e1r dny poprv\u00e9 prob\u011bhl.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><strong>TEN, KTER\u00dd JE V\u011a\u010cN\u011a P\u0158EPRACOVAN\u00dd<\/strong><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Kolega, kter\u00fd je v\u011b\u010dn\u011b zanepr\u00e1zdn\u011bn\u00fd. Pot\u0159ebujete po n\u011bm n\u011bco? Ho\u010fte mu to do mailu, ale kdov\u00ed, kdy se k tomu dostane. M\u00e1 te\u010f brut\u00e1ln\u00ed \u201enest\u00edha\u010dky\u201c, co\u017e je slovo, kter\u00e9 v souvislosti se svou osobou sklo\u0148uje nejrad\u011bji. V polovin\u011b p\u0159\u00edpad\u016f si v\u0161ak tento \u010dlov\u011bk neodpust\u00ed cig\u00e1rko, prohl\u00ed\u017een\u00ed Zalanda a jin\u00e9 aktivity, kter\u00e9 bohu\u017eel jeho frkotu v pr\u00e1ci moc neulev\u00ed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><strong>TEN, KTER\u00dd BY SE RUKAMA NEU\u017dIVIL<\/strong><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Kolega, kter\u00fd by rozhodn\u011b nem\u011bl zastupovat \u00fadr\u017ebu, proto\u017ee v ka\u017ed\u00e9 situaci, kdy se o to pokou\u0161\u00ed, vznikne n\u011bco vtipn\u00e9ho, nebezpe\u010dn\u00e9ho, nebo minim\u00e1ln\u011b nefunk\u010dn\u00edho.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><strong>TEN, KTER\u00dd NEPIJE K\u00c1VU<\/strong><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Kolega, kter\u00fd obvykle v kancel\u00e1\u0159i nepracuje dlouho. Po \u010dase jej ov\u0161em jeho pr\u00e1ce (pota\u017emo kolegov\u00e9) nau\u010d\u00ed p\u00edt k\u00e1vu. Ve v\u011bt\u0161in\u011b p\u0159\u00edpad\u016f. \u010cest v\u00fdjimk\u00e1m.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><strong>TEN, KTER\u00dd JE V\u011a\u010cN\u011a UNAVEN\u00dd<\/strong><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p> Kolega, kter\u00fd nezodpov\u011bdn\u011b nakl\u00e1d\u00e1 s \u010dasem, kter\u00fd by m\u011bl vy\u010dlenit pro sp\u00e1nek. M\u00e1 lehkou z\u00e1vislost na k\u00e1v\u011b, mrzut\u00fd obli\u010dej a v kancel\u00e1\u0159i s kolegy z prvn\u00edho bodu ob\u010das sv\u00e1d\u00ed boje o \u010derstv\u00fd vzduch, kter\u00fd by mu mohl pomoci p\u0159eklenout jeho krizi. Koleg\u016fm ze t\u0159et\u00edho bodu ne\u0159\u00edk\u00e1 skoro nic, krom\u011b obehran\u00e9 mantry \u201eJ\u00e1 bych spal\/a\u201c. T\u011b\u0161\u00ed m\u011b.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pr\u00e1ce v kancel\u00e1\u0159i m\u016f\u017ee b\u00fdt v o\u010d\u00edch n\u011bkter\u00fdch lid\u00ed velice jednoduch\u00e1, v o\u010d\u00edch druh\u00fdch zase nesm\u00edrn\u011b stresuj\u00edc\u00ed. Pravda je nejsp\u00ed\u0161 individu\u00e1ln\u00ed a z\u00e1le\u017e\u00ed dost na povaze a osobnosti, kterou konkr\u00e9tn\u00ed \u010dlov\u011bk m\u00e1. A \u017ee t\u011bch typ\u016f kancel\u00e1\u0159sk\u00e1 d\u017eungle nab\u00edz\u00ed fakt dost. Nam\u00e1tkou jsem vybrala p\u00e1r z\u00e1kladn\u00edch, bez kter\u00e9 by se \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9 pracovi\u0161t\u011b neobe\u0161lo.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":831,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-830","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jednodilne"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/Bez-n%C3%A1zvu-1.jpg?fit=800%2C450&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pa81Mi-do","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/830","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=830"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/830\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1312,"href":"https:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/830\/revisions\/1312"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/831"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=830"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=830"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=830"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}