{"id":769,"date":"2020-05-14T13:40:39","date_gmt":"2020-05-14T13:40:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/?p=769"},"modified":"2021-07-20T11:41:15","modified_gmt":"2021-07-20T11:41:15","slug":"okradeni-nebo-smrad-nejdivnejsi-sexualni-uchylky-na-svete","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/index.php\/2020\/05\/14\/okradeni-nebo-smrad-nejdivnejsi-sexualni-uchylky-na-svete\/","title":{"rendered":"Okraden\u00ed nebo smrad: Nejdivn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed sexu\u00e1ln\u00ed \u00fachylky na sv\u011bt\u011b"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Mysl\u00edm si, \u017ee kdybychom si tento \u010dl\u00e1nek odvypr\u00e1v\u011bli n\u011bkde u stolu, po jeho p\u0159e\u010dten\u00ed bychom na sebe jen chv\u00edli ml\u010dky koukali se stupidn\u00edm \u00fasm\u011bvem. Ano. Tohle je realita. Tak se t\u00edm poj\u010fme probrat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<!--more-->\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><strong>Chremastistofilie<\/strong> \u2013 M\u011bli jste n\u011bkdy strach o sv\u00e9 osobn\u00ed v\u011bci? P\u0159edstavte si, \u017ee \u010dlov\u011bka, kter\u00fd trp\u00ed touto \u00fachylkou, dokonce vzru\u0161uje p\u0159edstava, \u017ee ho n\u011bkdo okrade nebo unese. Nedok\u00e1\u017eu si p\u0159edstavit, jak rajcovn\u00ed by pro n\u011bj byla cesta ostravskou MHD.<\/li><li><strong>Amaurofilie <\/strong>\u2013 Vzru\u0161en\u00ed ze slepoty, nebo alespo\u0148 zt\u00ed\u017een\u00e9ho zraku. A dod\u00e1v\u00e1m, \u017ee je \u00fapln\u011b jedno, jestli si p\u0159ed doty\u010dn\u00fdm zav\u00e1\u017eete o\u010di \u0161\u00e1tkem, nebo m\u00e1te z\u00e1n\u011bt spojivek.<\/li><li><strong>Nozofilie  <\/strong>\u2013 Nozofilistu vzru\u0161uj\u00ed nemocn\u00ed lid\u00e9. Ide\u00e1ln\u011b by si tak\u00e9 p\u0159\u00e1li b\u00fdt n\u011bjak vyl\u00e9\u010diteln\u011b nemocn\u00ed.<\/li><li><strong>Fornifilie <\/strong>\u2013 Doty\u010dn\u00e9ho vzru\u0161uje pou\u017eit\u00ed lidsk\u00e9ho t\u011bla jako n\u00e1bytek. Pokud to n\u011bkdo takov\u00fd \u010dte, ozv\u011bte se mi, chyb\u00ed n\u00e1m doma televizn\u00ed stolek.<\/li><li><strong>Olfaktofilie <\/strong>\u2013 Dok\u00e1\u017eete si p\u0159edstavit, \u017ee by v\u00e1s vzru\u0161oval smrad? J\u00e1 tak\u00e9 ne. Ale \u017eivot by byl o trochu snaz\u0161\u00ed.<\/li><li><strong>Deflora\u010dn\u00ed m\u00e1nie <\/strong>\u2013 Touha zbavit panenstv\u00ed co nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed po\u010det \u017een.<\/li><li><strong>Abaziofilie <\/strong>\u2013 Na star\u00e1 kolena super v\u011bc. Touto \u00fachylkou trp\u00ed \u010dlov\u011bk, kter\u00e9ho vzru\u0161uj\u00ed vlo\u017eky do bot, prot\u00e9zy, berle a podobn\u011b.<\/li><li><strong>Xenofilie <\/strong>\u2013 \u00dachylka, kter\u00e1 vede ke vzru\u0161en\u00ed z cizinc\u016f. A nebav\u00edme se jen o n\u00e1rodnostech. Ale taky o planet\u00e1ch. Bohu\u017eel jde o docela n\u00e1ro\u010dnou \u00fachylku. Co je jednou prob\u00e1dan\u00e9, to u\u017e toti\u017e nen\u00ed ciz\u00ed.<\/li><li><strong>Symforofilie <\/strong>\u2013 Spousta lid\u00ed dok\u00e1\u017ee m\u00edt radost z ciz\u00edho ne\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed. Extr\u00e9mn\u00ed p\u0159\u00edpady se dokonce um\u00ed d\u00edky ciz\u00edmu ne\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed vzru\u0161it. Co se asi mus\u00ed d\u00edt v hlav\u011b symforofilovi, kter\u00fd v dopravn\u00ed z\u00e1cp\u011b pr\u00e1v\u011b vid\u011bl, jak to n\u011bkdo nakou\u0159il do kufru auta p\u0159ed sebou.<\/li><li><strong>Timofilie <\/strong>\u2013 Jedince vzru\u0161uje bohatstv\u00ed jejich prot\u011bj\u0161ku. Najednou mi slovo zlatokopka zn\u00ed tak n\u011bjak archaicky.<\/li><\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mysl\u00edm si, \u017ee kdybychom si tento \u010dl\u00e1nek odvypr\u00e1v\u011bli n\u011bkde u stolu, po jeho p\u0159e\u010dten\u00ed bychom na sebe jen chv\u00edli ml\u010dky koukali se stupidn\u00edm \u00fasm\u011bvem. Ano. Tohle je realita. Tak se t\u00edm poj\u010fme probrat.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":770,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-769","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-top-10-i-mene"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/freestocks-nss2eRzQwgw-unsplash.jpg?fit=3126%2C2084&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pa81Mi-cp","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/769","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=769"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/769\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":772,"href":"https:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/769\/revisions\/772"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/770"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=769"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=769"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=769"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}