{"id":762,"date":"2020-05-14T13:04:33","date_gmt":"2020-05-14T13:04:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/?p=762"},"modified":"2021-07-20T11:41:02","modified_gmt":"2021-07-20T11:41:02","slug":"evropa-8-divnych-zakonu-o-kterych-jste-jeste-neslyseli","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/index.php\/2020\/05\/14\/evropa-8-divnych-zakonu-o-kterych-jste-jeste-neslyseli\/","title":{"rendered":"Evropa: 8 divn\u00fdch z\u00e1kon\u016f, o kter\u00fdch jste je\u0161t\u011b nesly\u0161eli"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>\u010casto jsem p\u0159ed odletem na dovolenou \u0159e\u0161ila, jestli v dan\u00e9 zemi nejsou n\u011bjak\u00e9 \u0161\u00edlen\u00e9 z\u00e1kony, kter\u00e9 bychom mohli nev\u011bdomky poru\u0161it. Letos sice zat\u00edm dovolen\u00e9 nejsou zrovna aktu\u00e1ln\u00ed, ale opakov\u00e1n\u00ed je matkou moudrosti. Poj\u010fme se pod\u00edvat, jak jsme na tom s divn\u00fdmi z\u00e1kony v Evrop\u011b. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<!--more-->\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>V <strong>Mil\u00e1n\u011b <\/strong>je neleg\u00e1ln\u00ed se neusm\u00edvat. V\u00fdjimku tvo\u0159\u00ed poh\u0159by a n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bvy nemocnic. A mysl\u00edm, \u017ee moment\u00e1ln\u011b po v\u00e1s taky nikdo nebude cht\u00edt, abyste se pod rou\u0161kou zubili.<\/li><li>Krom\u011b toho, pokud jste chlap a vyraz\u00edte si do ulic <strong>It\u00e1lie <\/strong>v sukni, mohou v\u00e1s zadr\u017eet. M\u00e1te \u0161t\u011bst\u00ed. V \u010cesku se na v\u00e1s prost\u011b jen budeme pohl\u00ed\u017eet divn\u011b.<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>Chodit v lodi\u010dk\u00e1ch po archeologick\u00fdch pam\u00e1tk\u00e1ch v <strong>\u0158ecku<\/strong>? Co jsem si v\u0161imla, p\u0159edpisy se tam moc ne\u0159e\u0161\u00ed, ale stejn\u011b&#8230; Na Akropolis rad\u0161i vyra\u017ete v tenisk\u00e1ch. Z\u00e1kony toti\u017e chozen\u00ed v podpatc\u00edch v okol\u00ed tamn\u00edch pam\u00e1tek nedovoluj\u00ed.<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>Ve <strong>Vatik\u00e1nu <\/strong>se nem\u016f\u017eete rozv\u00e9st. Na Malt\u011b je tahle mo\u017enost teprve od roku 2011.<\/li><li>Na <strong>Kypru <\/strong>nem\u016f\u017eete j\u00edst, ani p\u00edt, pokud zrovna \u0159\u00edd\u00edte.<\/li><li>V <strong>Tallinu <\/strong>je zak\u00e1z\u00e1no hr\u00e1t b\u011bhem sexu \u0161achy.<\/li><li>V <strong>D\u00e1nsku <\/strong>mu\u017e nesm\u00ed \u0159\u00edct man\u017eelce, \u017ee je o\u0161kliv\u011bj\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e jej\u00ed matka. Mohl by za to j\u00edt a\u017e na jeden rok do v\u011bzen\u00ed. Spr\u00e1vn\u011b! Co si p\u0159it\u00e1hl dom\u016f, to m\u00e1.<\/li><li>M\u00e1te chu\u0165 tykat v <strong>N\u011bmecku <\/strong>policist\u016fm? Bu\u010fto rozbijte pras\u00e1tko a p\u0159ipravte si 600 eur, nebo jim rad\u011bji onikejte.<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u010casto jsem p\u0159ed odletem na dovolenou \u0159e\u0161ila, jestli v dan\u00e9 zemi nejsou n\u011bjak\u00e9 \u0161\u00edlen\u00e9 z\u00e1kony, kter\u00e9 bychom mohli nev\u011bdomky poru\u0161it. Letos sice zat\u00edm dovolen\u00e9 nejsou zrovna aktu\u00e1ln\u00ed, ale opakov\u00e1n\u00ed je matkou moudrosti. Poj\u010fme se pod\u00edvat, jak jsme na tom s divn\u00fdmi z\u00e1kony v Evrop\u011b.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":767,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-762","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-top-10-i-mene"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/bill-oxford-OXGhu60NwxU-unsplash-1.jpg?fit=9600%2C5304&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pa81Mi-ci","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/762","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=762"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/762\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":768,"href":"https:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/762\/revisions\/768"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/767"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=762"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=762"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=762"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}