{"id":751,"date":"2020-04-26T08:28:55","date_gmt":"2020-04-26T08:28:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/?p=751"},"modified":"2021-07-20T11:40:18","modified_gmt":"2021-07-20T11:40:18","slug":"vune-italie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/index.php\/2020\/04\/26\/vune-italie\/","title":{"rendered":"V\u016fn\u011b It\u00e1lie"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Mysl\u00edm, \u017ee m\u00e1lokter\u00e1 zem\u011b z t\u011bch, ve kter\u00fdch jsem byla, von\u00ed po n\u011b\u010dem tak moc, jako It\u00e1lie. S v\u00fdjimkou Kypru, ale septik nepat\u0159\u00ed k v\u016fn\u00edm, kter\u00e9 v\u00e1m po r\u00e1nu ud\u011blaj\u00ed radost. Kdykoliv jsem v It\u00e1lii byla, v\u017edycky m\u011b neskute\u010dn\u011b bavila tamn\u00ed r\u00e1na. M\u016f\u017eete se probudit klidn\u011b po osm\u00e9 hodin\u011b, ale m\u00e1m pocit, \u017ee na italsk\u00e9 pom\u011bry je to st\u00e1le brzo. Vyraz\u00edte do ulic, kde sice v\u011bt\u0161ina obchod\u016f je\u0161t\u011b nem\u00e1 otev\u0159eno, ale z kade\u0159nictv\u00ed u\u017e d\u00e1vno sly\u0161\u00edte zvuk f\u00e9nu, nebo hlasit\u00e9 debaty Italek s alobalem \u010di ru\u010dn\u00edkem na hlav\u011b. Vzhled je jedna z v\u011bc\u00ed, kter\u00e1 je pro Italy d\u016fle\u017eit\u00e1 v ka\u017ed\u00e9m v\u011bku. Nehled\u011b na to, \u017ee v Mil\u00e1n\u011b je vkusn\u011b oble\u010den\u00fd, upraven\u00fd a navon\u011bn\u00fd snad naprosto ka\u017ed\u00fd chlap, d\u016fchodce nevyj\u00edmaje. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

„Ciao<\/strong>,“ zazub\u00ed se na v\u00e1s obvykle n\u011bjak\u00fd Ital, kdy\u017e proch\u00e1z\u00edte d\u00e1l ulic\u00ed. Samoz\u0159ejm\u011b za p\u0159edpokladu, \u017ee jste \u017eena. Ide\u00e1ln\u011b blond\u00fdna, kter\u00fdch Tali\u00e1ni moc nemaj\u00ed. Vzduch je c\u00edtit \u010derstvou k\u00e1vou a pe\u010divem. Snad ani na tom nejzapadlej\u0161\u00edm m\u00edst\u011b v It\u00e1lii nenajdete ulici, kde by nebyla pek\u00e1rna. Takov\u00e1 trochu jin\u00e1, ne\u017e u n\u00e1s. Pe\u010divo nab\u00edz\u00ed rozmanit\u011bj\u0161\u00ed, ne\u017e slaninov\u00fd rohl\u00edk nebo oblo\u017eenou bagetu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n

\u010c\u00edm pozd\u011bji proch\u00e1z\u00edte m\u011bstem, t\u00edm v\u00edce m\u00edj\u00edte obch\u016fdk\u016f, kde u\u017e majitel\u00e9\/prodava\u010di pucuj\u00ed podlahy a p\u0159ipravuj\u00ed se na z\u00e1kazn\u00edky. V\u011bt\u0161ina obchod\u016f ov\u0161em ani po\u0159\u00e1dn\u011b nesta\u010d\u00ed otev\u0159\u00edt a rolety zase let\u00ed dol\u016f. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Siesta. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ulice jsou pln\u00e9 vespi\u010dek, na kter\u00fdch se \u010dasto proh\u00e1n\u00ed mu\u017ei v oblec\u00edch, nebo \u017eeny ve spole\u010densk\u00fdch \u0161atech. Ob\u010das kolem v\u00e1s n\u011bkdo prosvi\u0161t\u00ed takovou rychlost\u00ed, \u017ee v\u00e1m rozvln\u00ed \u0161aty nebo rozhod\u00ed \u00fa\u010des. Nen\u00ed to, proto\u017ee by Italov\u00e9 sp\u011bchali do pr\u00e1ce, nebo kamkoliv jinam. Oni toti\u017e sp\u011bch neznaj\u00ed. \u017d\u00e1dn\u00e9ho jsem nikdy nevid\u011bla b\u011b\u017eet ani na autobus. Osobn\u011b m\u00e1m trochu dojem, \u017ee p\u0159ij\u00edt na sch\u016fzku v\u010das by mohlo b\u00fdt snad a\u017e neslu\u0161n\u00e9. Jednodu\u0161e jen miluj\u00ed rychlost. A fotbal. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Chioggia 2019<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

Pak u\u017e jen sta\u010d\u00ed zaj\u00edt do n\u011bkter\u00e9ho z obch\u016fdk\u016f, koupit si \u010derstv\u00e9 pe\u010divo, k\u00e1vu a p\u0159ipravit se na p\u0159\u00edchod do r\u00e1je. P\u0159esn\u011b takhle se toti\u017e c\u00edt\u00edm, kdy\u017e s t\u011bmito dv\u011bma v\u011bcmi usednu na ter\u00e1sku a zakousnu se do k\u0159upav\u00e9 bagetky, kterou zap\u00edj\u00edm lahodn\u00fdm capuccinem. Nikde jinde, ne\u017e v It\u00e1lii, jsem nem\u011bla k\u00e1vu, kter\u00e1 na jazyku nezanech\u00e1v\u00e1 tu protivnou pachu\u0165. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Vkusnost, elegance, nad\u010dasovost<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Po t\u00e9hle sn\u00eddani v prvn\u00edch dnech n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bvy obvykle vyr\u00e1\u017e\u00edm rychle omrknout obchody. B\u011bhem sv\u00e9 posledn\u00ed n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bvy jsem si v jedn\u00e9 drogerii v Bari koupila za \u010dty\u0159i eura keratinov\u00fd olej\u00ed\u010dek na vlasy a cestou na hotel si \u0159\u00edkala, jak\u00e1 je to zbyte\u010dnost. Zase jsem podlehla sv\u00e9mu nutk\u00e1n\u00ed si n\u011bco (cokoliv) koupit navzdory pochybn\u011b n\u00edzk\u00e9 cen\u011b (byly tam podobn\u00e9 produkty, mnohem dra\u017e\u0161\u00ed). Realita je takov\u00e1, \u017ee te\u010f m\u00e1m z olej\u00ed\u010dku u\u017e jen p\u00e1r posledn\u00edch d\u00e1vek a je mi t\u011b\u017eko z pomy\u0161len\u00ed, \u017ee brzy budu \u00fapln\u011b na suchu, a co h\u016f\u0159, v nejbli\u017e\u0161\u00ed dob\u011b se do It\u00e1lie pro nov\u00fd nevyprav\u00edm. Jedna z nejlep\u0161\u00edch v\u011bc\u00ed, kterou jsem si kdy na vlasy dala. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Epizodou samou o sob\u011b je italsk\u00e1 m\u00f3da. Pun\u010doch\u00e1\u010de u\u017e bych si nejrad\u011bji kupovala jen tam. \u0160aty taky. Boty bych po\u017e\u00e1dala m\u00edt \u010dast\u011bji taky v \u010d\u00edslech 40. Slune\u010dn\u00ed br\u00fdle z lo\u0148sk\u00e9 n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bvy Mil\u00e1na si opatruju jako oko v hlav\u011b a moc r\u00e1da bych si, a\u017e to bude mo\u017en\u00e9, koupila jednou v It\u00e1lii je\u0161t\u011b jin\u00e9, podobn\u011b v\u00fdst\u0159edn\u00ed. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

It\u00e1lie je jednodu\u0161e zem\u00ed, kterou nem\u016f\u017eete nem\u00edt r\u00e1di. Co se t\u00fd\u010de tamn\u00ed hygieny, pan Monk by asi trochu trp\u011bl. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

No. Mo\u017en\u00e1 by sp\u00ed\u0161e dost trp\u011bl.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ale nikde jsem nevid\u011bla tolik \u00fasm\u011bv\u016f, jako pr\u00e1v\u011b v It\u00e1lii. Probl\u00e9my se ne\u0159e\u0161\u00ed. Probl\u00e9my neexistuj\u00ed. Co\u017e mo\u017en\u00e1 m\u016f\u017ee b\u00fdt d\u016fvod, pro\u010d zpo\u010d\u00e1tku situaci s koronavirem podcenili. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Bari 2019<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

Ob\u010das p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161l\u00edm nad lidmi, kter\u00e9 jsem v It\u00e1lii potkala. Nad milou serv\u00edrkou v Bari, kter\u00e1 n\u00e1m s m\u00e1mou ka\u017ed\u00e9 r\u00e1no s \u00fasm\u011bvem p\u0159inesla \u010derstvou k\u00e1vu. Nad man\u017eelsk\u00fdm p\u00e1rem, kter\u00fd vlastnil p\u0159\u00edjemn\u00fd hotel v Comacchiu a kter\u00fd byl v rozpac\u00edch, kdy\u017e jsem jim p\u0159i lou\u010den\u00ed p\u0159ed odjezdem byla pod\u011bkovat a vyseknout poklonu za ochotu a p\u0159\u00edstup, kter\u00fd n\u00e1m b\u011bhem pobytu projevovali.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

P\u0159em\u00fd\u0161l\u00edm nad t\u00edm, jestli jsou v po\u0159\u00e1dku. Oni, jejich bl\u00edzc\u00ed… A nep\u0159eju si te\u010f nic jin\u00e9ho, ne\u017e aby tahle etapa byla co nejd\u0159\u00edve za n\u00e1mi. Abych jednoho dne zase mohla nasednout do letadla a pod\u00edvat se za Italy, kte\u0159\u00ed na tv\u00e1\u0159i budou m\u00edt m\u00edsto rou\u0161ek zase \u00fasm\u011bvy. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Mysl\u00edm, \u017ee m\u00e1lokter\u00e1 zem\u011b z t\u011bch, ve kter\u00fdch jsem byla, von\u00ed po n\u011b\u010dem tak moc, jako It\u00e1lie. S v\u00fdjimkou Kypru, ale septik nepat\u0159\u00ed k v\u016fn\u00edm, kter\u00e9 v\u00e1m po r\u00e1nu ud\u011blaj\u00ed radost. Kdykoliv jsem v It\u00e1lii byla, v\u017edycky m\u011b neskute\u010dn\u011b bavila tamn\u00ed r\u00e1na. M\u016f\u017eete se probudit klidn\u011b po osm\u00e9 hodin\u011b, ale m\u00e1m pocit, \u017ee na italsk\u00e9 … Continue reading V\u016fn\u011b It\u00e1lie<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":517,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-751","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-off-topic"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/7E67C94C-1D1A-431C-89A5-19859EFAA51F.jpeg?fit=4032%2C3024&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pa81Mi-c7","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/751","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=751"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/751\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":756,"href":"https:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/751\/revisions\/756"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/517"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=751"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=751"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=751"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}