{"id":660,"date":"2020-01-23T19:25:31","date_gmt":"2020-01-23T19:25:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/?p=660"},"modified":"2021-07-28T06:39:51","modified_gmt":"2021-07-28T06:39:51","slug":"viden-muzeum-se-smrti-porucha-vlaku-a-pratr-pod-snehem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/index.php\/2020\/01\/23\/viden-muzeum-se-smrti-porucha-vlaku-a-pratr-pod-snehem\/","title":{"rendered":"#6 V\u00edde\u0148: muzeum poh\u0159ebnictv\u00ed, porucha vlaku a Pr\u00e1tr pod sn\u011bhem"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>V\u00edde\u0148 jsem poprv\u00e9 nav\u0161t\u00edvila asi ve sv\u00fdch 19 letech. Proto\u017ee jsem s na\u0161ima p\u0159edt\u00edm do zahrani\u010d\u00ed moc nejezdila, m\u011bla jsem dojem, \u017ee i t\u011bch 220 kilometr\u016f od domova je to \u00fapln\u011b jin\u00fd sv\u011bt. <br><br>\u010cisto. <br>Elegance. <br>Noblesa. <br><br>V\u0161echno to na m\u011b vyza\u0159ovalo ze vzduchu, budov i lid\u00ed. Vylezla jsem z autobusu a nad\u0161en\u011b o\u010dima prolet\u011bla vitr\u00ednu nedalek\u00e9 kav\u00e1rny, kde m\u011bli dort\u00edky a kol\u00e1\u010dky na milion zp\u016fsob\u016f (tomu bohu\u017eel n\u00e1\u0161 Il\u00edk nemohl konkurovat). Tehdy jsem je\u0161t\u011b nev\u011bd\u011bla, co v\u0161echno v n\u00e1sleduj\u00edc\u00edch letech ve V\u00eddni za\u017eiju a \u017ee moje cesta za z\u00e1\u017eitky tady ob\u010das bude m\u00edt sp\u00ed\u0161e p\u0159estupn\u00ed stanic\u00ed, ne\u017e c\u00edl.<br><br>Mysl\u00edm si, \u017ee Raku\u0161an\u00e9 jsou mnohem p\u0159\u00e1tel\u0161t\u011bj\u0161\u00ed n\u00e1rod ne\u017e N\u011bmci. V\u00edce se sm\u011bj\u00ed a jsou mil\u00ed. Moc ale nepo\u010d\u00edtejte s t\u00edm, \u017ee by v\u00e1s echtovn\u00ed V\u00edde\u0148an pozdravil klasick\u00fdm n\u011bmeck\u00fdm Guten Tag. V\u00edce se tady setk\u00e1te s osloven\u00edm <strong>\u201eGruss Gott\u201c<\/strong>, co\u017e by se asi l\u00e9pe dalo p\u0159elo\u017eit jako \u201ePozdrav p\u00e1mb\u016f\u201c.<br><br> Samoz\u0159ejm\u011b krom\u011b toho, \u017ee V\u00edde\u0148 nab\u00edz\u00ed nespo\u010det n\u00e1dhern\u00fdch pam\u00e1tek, ze kter\u00fdch d\u00fdch\u00e1 historie, tak je tohle tak\u00e9 ide\u00e1ln\u00ed m\u00edsto na n\u00e1kupy kvalitn\u00edho a hezk\u00e9ho oble\u010den\u00ed. Co se ov\u0161em t\u00fd\u010de samotn\u00e9ho vkusu tamn\u00ed mlad\u00e9 generace, moje o\u010di i srdce pl\u00e1\u010dou, kdy\u017e vid\u00edm, \u017ee \u201eten nad\u010dasov\u00fd z\u00e1pad\u201c je schopn\u00fd kombinovat kr\u00e1tk\u00e9 rifle s \u0161irok\u00fdmi nohavicemi, jejich\u017e konce vypadaj\u00ed, jako kdyby je n\u011bkdo neobratn\u011b zast\u0159ihl n\u016f\u017ekami, obout k tomu semi\u0161ov\u00e9 koza\u010dky na uzou\u010dk\u00fdch jehl\u00e1ch a nasadit outfitu korunu chlupat\u00fdm kab\u00e1tem. Asi je to modern\u00ed, ale j\u00e1 jsem p\u0159\u00edzemn\u00ed. Kalhoty do zvonu jsem nosila naposledy ve \u0161kolce a posledn\u00edch p\u00e1r let jsem se modlila, aby tento st\u0159ih upadl do zapomn\u011bn\u00ed, stejn\u011b jako ledvinky. Ale tohle by vydalo na samostatn\u00fd \u010dl\u00e1nek.<br><br>Tak\u017ee\u2026 pokud jedete c\u00edlen\u011b na n\u00e1kupy, jednozna\u010dn\u011b doporu\u010duju G3 shopping resort, kter\u00fd se sice nenach\u00e1z\u00ed v samotn\u00e9 V\u00eddni, ale v m\u011bste <strong>Gerasdorf <\/strong>bei Wien. Z hlavn\u00edho n\u00e1dra\u017e\u00ed k n\u011bmu vede nejkrat\u0161\u00ed cesta do stanice <strong>Floridsdorf<\/strong>, kde na v\u00e1s v pravideln\u00fdch intervalech \u010dek\u00e1 gratis shuttle bus. Najdete tam snad v\u0161echny obchody, na kter\u00e9 si vzpomenete. A taky hromadu Arab\u016f, v\u016f\u010di kter\u00fdm nemus\u00edte m\u00edt p\u0159edsudky, jako m\u00e1 m\u016fj t\u00e1ta. Ten toti\u017e p\u0159i n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bv\u011b V\u00eddn\u011b usoudil, \u017ee je to <strong>\u201etakov\u00e9 lep\u0161\u00ed Brno\u201c<\/strong> a v\u0161ichni Arabov\u00e9, kter\u00e9 jsme potkali, jsou nemaka\u010denka, proto\u017ee <strong>\u201enejsou v pr\u00e1ci, co by tady jinak d\u011blali\u201c<\/strong>. Zkr\u00e1tka, neodsuzujte ka\u017ed\u00e9ho v nik\u00e1bu, kdo si zrovna ud\u011blal voln\u00e9 sobotn\u00ed odpoledne.<br><br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<!--more-->\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Sout\u011b\u017e o to, kdo se boj\u00ed v\u00edce<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<p>Mou pravidelnou zast\u00e1vkou je poka\u017ed\u00e9 tak\u00e9 <strong>Pr\u00e1tr<\/strong>. Spousta atrakc\u00ed, kter\u00e9 ve v\u00e1s znova probud\u00ed mal\u00e9 d\u00edt\u011b. Obrovsk\u00e9 v\u00edde\u0148sk\u00e9 kolo, kde si m\u016f\u017eete dop\u0159\u00e1t ve\u010de\u0159i. \u00da\u017easn\u00fd p\u0159ilehl\u00fd park, kde si m\u016f\u017eete sn\u00edst j\u00eddlo, nebo prost\u011b jen le\u017eet a pozorovat ten \u0161rumec kolem. Nespo\u010det stra\u0161ideln\u00fdch hrad\u016f\u2026 A u toho bych se op\u011bt zastavila. Jednou jsem tam navrhla \u201etour de stra\u0161ideln\u00e9 atrakce\u201c s t\u00edm, \u017ee kdo bude k\u0159i\u010det strachy v\u00edc, ten plat\u00ed zmrzku. Mysl\u00edm. Trochu jsem fixlovala a nav\u0161t\u00edvila p\u0159i p\u0159ede\u0161l\u00e9 n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bv\u011b \u201eD\u016fm Jacka Rozparova\u010de\u201c, co\u017e je jedna z atrakc\u00ed a moc jsem z toho tedy respekt nem\u011bla. Uzn\u00e1v\u00e1m ale, \u017ee n\u011bkter\u00e9 efekty tam byly skv\u011bl\u00e9. Nap\u0159\u00edklad pohybliv\u00e1 l\u00e1vka nebo padaj\u00edc\u00ed v\u00fdtah.<br><br>Ka\u017edop\u00e1dn\u011b\u2026 nep\u0159i\u0161lo mi to jako takov\u00e1 hr\u016fza, tak\u017ee jsem hrdinsky kr\u010dila rameny, \u017ee j\u00e1 ta vyd\u011b\u0161en\u011bj\u0161\u00ed rozhodn\u011b nebudu.<br><br>Abych to shrnula. Sotva jsme nasedli do voz\u00ed\u010dku jednoho ze stra\u0161ideln\u00fdch z\u00e1mk\u016f, p\u0159ed vjezdem do dve\u0159\u00ed jsem vid\u011bla na monitoru fotku n\u011bkolika jin\u00fdch os\u00e1dek z \u00fatrob, kde v\u0161ichni m\u011bli v\u00fdraz hr\u016fzy\u2026 Pochopila jsem, \u017ee tohle byl hodn\u011b \u0161patn\u00fd n\u00e1pad. A p\u0159esn\u011b sekundu pot\u00e9, co jsme vjeli do dve\u0159\u00ed, bych byla schopna koupit klidn\u011b cel\u00e9 cukr\u00e1\u0159stv\u00ed, jenom aby m\u011b z toho debiln\u00edho voz\u00edku pustili. Na n\u00e1zev atrakce si sice bohu\u017eel nevzpomenu, ale kdybyste n\u011bkomu v\u00e1\u017en\u011b cht\u011bli otestovat hladinu strachu, ozv\u011bte se a j\u00e1 v\u00e1s nasm\u011bruju\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"3024\" height=\"4032\" data-attachment-id=\"663\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/index.php\/2020\/01\/23\/viden-muzeum-se-smrti-porucha-vlaku-a-pratr-pod-snehem\/1ff597a2-53e4-457b-9f25-4ecc137f828a\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/1FF597A2-53E4-457B-9F25-4ECC137F828A.jpeg?fit=3024%2C4032&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"3024,4032\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;1.8&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;iPhone&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1579362020&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;3.99&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;20&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.030303030303&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"1FF597A2-53E4-457B-9F25-4ECC137F828A\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/1FF597A2-53E4-457B-9F25-4ECC137F828A.jpeg?fit=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/1FF597A2-53E4-457B-9F25-4ECC137F828A.jpeg?fit=656%2C875&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/1FF597A2-53E4-457B-9F25-4ECC137F828A.jpeg?fit=660%2C880\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-663\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/1FF597A2-53E4-457B-9F25-4ECC137F828A.jpeg?w=3024&amp;ssl=1 3024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/1FF597A2-53E4-457B-9F25-4ECC137F828A.jpeg?resize=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1 225w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/1FF597A2-53E4-457B-9F25-4ECC137F828A.jpeg?resize=768%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/1FF597A2-53E4-457B-9F25-4ECC137F828A.jpeg?w=1312 1312w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/1FF597A2-53E4-457B-9F25-4ECC137F828A.jpeg?w=1968 1968w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 656px) 100vw, 656px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Turbo pun\u010d<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<p>A\u010dkoliv po V\u00e1noc\u00edch je v\u011bt\u0161ina atrakc\u00ed mimo provoz, zasn\u011b\u017een\u00fd Pr\u00e1tr je z\u00e1le\u017eitost pro romantick\u00e9 du\u0161e, kter\u00e9 by ur\u010dit\u011b p\u0159i zimn\u00ed n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bv\u011b V\u00eddn\u011b nem\u011bly proch\u00e1zku t\u00edmto m\u00edstem vynechat. Ka\u017edop\u00e1dn\u011b, jedna z atrakc\u00ed, kter\u00e9 v zim\u011b funguj\u00ed, je velk\u00fd \u0159et\u00edzk\u00e1\u010d, kter\u00fd v\u00e1m dop\u0159eje po\u0159\u00e1dn\u00fd nadhled. Ot\u00e1zkou je, v jak\u00e9m stavu doplacht\u00edte p\u0159i m\u00ednusov\u00fdch teplot\u00e1ch dol\u016f. Prvn\u00ed pomoc bych ka\u017edop\u00e1dn\u011b hledala u st\u00e1nku s \u201eturbo pun\u010dem\u201c, d\u00edky kter\u00e9mu jsme si minul\u00fd rok ani neuv\u011bdomili, \u017ee jsme dorazili v listopadu a teploty jsou na nule.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"656\" height=\"819\" data-attachment-id=\"666\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/index.php\/2020\/01\/23\/viden-muzeum-se-smrti-porucha-vlaku-a-pratr-pod-snehem\/2e1dbb49-6e9d-42ea-86be-6b4bb753b23f\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/2E1DBB49-6E9D-42EA-86BE-6B4BB753B23F.jpeg?fit=3024%2C3778&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"3024,3778\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;1.8&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;iPhone 7&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1542462593&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;3.99&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;20&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.00138888888889&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"2E1DBB49-6E9D-42EA-86BE-6B4BB753B23F\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/2E1DBB49-6E9D-42EA-86BE-6B4BB753B23F.jpeg?fit=240%2C300&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/2E1DBB49-6E9D-42EA-86BE-6B4BB753B23F.jpeg?fit=656%2C819&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/2E1DBB49-6E9D-42EA-86BE-6B4BB753B23F.jpeg?resize=656%2C819\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-666\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/2E1DBB49-6E9D-42EA-86BE-6B4BB753B23F.jpeg?resize=820%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 820w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/2E1DBB49-6E9D-42EA-86BE-6B4BB753B23F.jpeg?resize=240%2C300&amp;ssl=1 240w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/2E1DBB49-6E9D-42EA-86BE-6B4BB753B23F.jpeg?resize=768%2C959&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/2E1DBB49-6E9D-42EA-86BE-6B4BB753B23F.jpeg?w=1312 1312w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/2E1DBB49-6E9D-42EA-86BE-6B4BB753B23F.jpeg?w=1968 1968w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 656px) 100vw, 656px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Trvalo zhruba rok, ne\u017e jsem si uv\u011bdomila, \u017ee p\u0159i jak\u00e9koliv sv\u00e9 n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bv\u011b se pohybuju jenom v mantinelech vymezuj\u00edc\u00edch nakupov\u00e1n\u00ed a  n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bvu z\u00e1bavn\u00edho parku. Jen\u017ee\u2026 ona je ta V\u00edde\u0148 n\u00e1dhern\u00e1 i uvnit\u0159. Kdy\u017e jsme se v klobouku proch\u00e1zela zahradou u z\u00e1mku Belvedere (kter\u00fd je mimochodem v\u00e1\u017en\u011b jen p\u0159es cestu od zast\u00e1vky metra!), c\u00edtila jsem se jako v\u00edde\u0148sk\u00e1 pani\u010dka. A soud\u011b podle v\u00fdraz\u016f japonsk\u00fdch turist\u016f, mo\u017en\u00e1 jsem tak trochu i vypadala. Co m\u011b ka\u017edop\u00e1dn\u011b p\u0159ekvapilo je to, \u017ee v dob\u011b, kdy jsem tam byla, prob\u00edhala n\u011bjak\u00e1 men\u0161\u00ed oprava \u010dehosi vn\u011bj\u0161\u00edho. U n\u00e1s by se postavilo le\u0161en\u00ed a hotovo. Opravy jsou opravy, mus\u00ed se to p\u0159e\u010dkat. Ale Raku\u0161an\u00e9 si dali pr\u00e1ci a le\u0161en\u00ed obehnali plachtou, kter\u00e1 vzhledem vyst\u0159ihla p\u0159esn\u011b ten zakryt\u00fd kus budovy. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"656\" height=\"875\" data-attachment-id=\"662\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/index.php\/2020\/01\/23\/viden-muzeum-se-smrti-porucha-vlaku-a-pratr-pod-snehem\/5d04dda5-abbd-4f3f-bd72-08f6a7b81842\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/5D04DDA5-ABBD-4F3F-BD72-08F6A7B81842.jpeg?fit=1536%2C2048&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1536,2048\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;1.8&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;iPhone 7&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1579342439&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;3.99&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;20&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.00943396226415&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"5D04DDA5-ABBD-4F3F-BD72-08F6A7B81842\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/5D04DDA5-ABBD-4F3F-BD72-08F6A7B81842.jpeg?fit=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/5D04DDA5-ABBD-4F3F-BD72-08F6A7B81842.jpeg?fit=656%2C875&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/5D04DDA5-ABBD-4F3F-BD72-08F6A7B81842.jpeg?resize=656%2C875\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-662\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/5D04DDA5-ABBD-4F3F-BD72-08F6A7B81842.jpeg?resize=768%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/5D04DDA5-ABBD-4F3F-BD72-08F6A7B81842.jpeg?resize=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1 225w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/5D04DDA5-ABBD-4F3F-BD72-08F6A7B81842.jpeg?w=1536&amp;ssl=1 1536w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/5D04DDA5-ABBD-4F3F-BD72-08F6A7B81842.jpeg?w=1312 1312w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 656px) 100vw, 656px\" \/><figcaption>Belvedere. A zima.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><br>Do divadla v\u00e1s pozve Mozart<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Kdy\u017e jsem zmi\u0148ovala ten Pr\u00e1tr, z centra m\u011bsta k n\u011bmu m\u016f\u017eete doj\u00edt. Sice m\u00edsty dost mo\u017en\u00e1 budete ztraceni (co\u017e jsme byli), taky t\u0159eba budete trochu nad\u00e1vat, \u017ee je ta cesta nekone\u010dn\u00e1 (co\u017e jsme nad\u00e1vali) a dost mo\u017en\u00e1 potk\u00e1te n\u011bjak\u00e1 individua (co\u017e jsme potkali), kter\u00e1 v\u00e1m p\u0159ipomenou, \u017ee i ve V\u00eddni m\u016f\u017eete spadnout na dno, ale pozn\u00e1te to m\u011bsto tak n\u011bjak d\u016fv\u011brn\u011bji, ne\u017e z vyhl\u00eddkov\u00e9ho busu. My cestou m\u00edjeli t\u0159eba n\u00e1rodn\u00ed divadlo, p\u0159ed kter\u00fdm jsme potkali v kost\u00fdmu Mozarta, je\u017e n\u00e1s zval na ve\u010dern\u00ed p\u0159edstaven\u00ed.<br><br>V\u017edycky m\u011b trochu l\u00e1kalo nav\u0161t\u00edvit muzeum poh\u0159ebnictv\u00ed, kter\u00e9 ve V\u00eddni je. Jen\u017ee kdy\u017e tam jedete na n\u00e1kupy, nebo na rande, t\u011b\u017eko to spoj\u00edte. Samoz\u0159ejm\u011b, pokud budete m\u00edt v rakousk\u00e9 metropoli chv\u00edli \u010das, nezapome\u0148te na <strong>Hundertwasserhaus<\/strong>, co\u017e p\u016fvodn\u011b byla \u0161\u00edlen\u00e1 stavba pro chud\u00e9 lidi, dneska si za noc v t\u00e9hle budov\u011b dost p\u0159iplat\u00edte. O z\u00e1mku <strong>Sch\u00f6nnbrunn <\/strong>se snad asi ani nemus\u00edm zmi\u0148ovat. <br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Cesta, kter\u00e1 se stra\u0161ideln\u00fdm dom\u016fm dok\u00e1zala vyrovnat<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<p><br>A nakonec zm\u00edn\u00edm i <strong>v\u00edde\u0148sk\u00e9 leti\u0161t\u011b<\/strong>, ze kter\u00e9ho jsem let\u011bla poprv\u00e9 n\u011bkdy minul\u00fd rok v z\u00e1\u0159\u00ed. Jist\u011b, oproti Mo\u0161novu, kde jsou t\u0159i lety t\u00fddn\u011b, je to jin\u00fd sv\u011bt. Katowice ani Brno samoz\u0159ejm\u011b konkurovat tak\u00e9 nebudou. Nejlep\u0161\u00ed na tom v\u0161em je, \u017ee se na leti\u0161t\u011b Schwechat dostanete b\u011bhem p\u00e1r minut vlakem z hlavn\u00edho n\u00e1dra\u017e\u00ed, orientace je v\u00edce ne\u017e snadn\u00e1 a nav\u00edc si p\u0159ed halou m\u016f\u017eete v jednom fancy st\u00e1nku d\u00e1t n\u011bjak\u00e9 j\u00eddlo v podob\u011b kebabu, hot dogu a podobn\u011b.<br><br>M\u00e1m v\u011bt\u0161inou docela \u0161t\u011bst\u00ed na to, \u017ee moje zp\u00e1te\u010dn\u00ed cesty z V\u00eddn\u011b doprov\u00e1z\u00ed n\u011bjak\u00e1 pohroma. Tentokr\u00e1t to byl nefunk\u010dn\u00ed vag\u00f3n s otev\u0159en\u00fdm prostorem, kde jsem si jako klaustrofobik rezervovala m\u00edsta. <br> <strong>\u201ePros\u00edm v\u00e1s, rezervace tady nen\u00ed a kdo by v\u00e1s vyhazoval? J\u00e1 t\u00edmto vlakem jezd\u00edm p\u011btkr\u00e1t ro\u010dn\u011b a je\u0161t\u011b nikdy se mi nestalo, \u017ee by nebylo m\u00edsto!\u201c<\/strong> chv\u00e1stal se zku\u0161en\u011b d\u016fchodce z man\u017eelsk\u00e9ho p\u00e1ru, ke kter\u00fdm jsme zapadli do kup\u00e9. <br><br> \/St\u0159ih\/<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br><strong> \u201eDejte si pros\u00edm v\u00e1s tu ta\u0161ku pry\u010d ze sedadel, m\u00e1me cestuj\u00edc\u00ed, kte\u0159\u00ed si nemaj\u00ed kam sednout,\u201c<\/strong> informovala seniora pr\u016fvod\u010d\u00ed. P\u00e1n pokorn\u011b vzal svou ta\u0161ku na kl\u00edn. Jinde toti\u017e nebylo m\u00edsto, nebo\u0165 reg\u00e1ly nad sedadly byly pln\u00e9 jeho jin\u00fdch zavazadel. <br> <strong>\u201eTak si tam b\u011b\u017ete sednout. J\u00e1 je po\u017e\u00e1dala, aby si dali v\u011bci pry\u010d,\u201c<\/strong> sly\u0161ela jsem \u017eensk\u00fd hlas, na\u010de\u017e ji kdosi odv\u011btil, \u017ee klidn\u011b postoj\u00ed. Do toho v\u0161eho nastoupil do vlaku n\u011bjak\u00fd h\u00e1zenk\u00e1\u0159sk\u00fd t\u00fdm, p\u0159i\u010dem\u017e jedna z hr\u00e1\u010dek d\u0159epovala p\u0159ed na\u0161im kup\u00e9. P\u0159i dal\u0161\u00ed zast\u00e1vce se dve\u0159e na\u0161eho kup\u00e9 otev\u0159ely znovu, op\u011bt v nich byla pr\u016fvod\u010d\u00ed.<br><br> <strong>\u201eTak u\u017e jste n\u00e1m n\u011bkoho sehnala?\u201c<\/strong> prohodila jsem \u017eertovn\u011b. Kdybych v\u011bd\u011bla, koho p\u0159it\u00e1hla, asi si ten vt\u00edpek odpust\u00edm. <br> Do kup\u00e9 se p\u0159ipl\u00ed\u017eil n\u011bjak\u00fd star\u00fd chlap postavou jako hora, se siln\u00fdm od\u00e9rem, a j\u00e1 u\u017e tak n\u011bjak p\u0159i pohledu na jeho ob\u0159\u00ed krosnu s ob\u011bma urvan\u00fdma u\u0161ima tu\u0161ila, \u017ee n\u00e1s \u010dek\u00e1 zaj\u00edmav\u00e1 cesta. A m\u016fj instinkt se nem\u00fdlil. Podle lehce nep\u0159\u00edtomn\u00e9ho pohledu, kter\u00fd cestuj\u00edc\u00ed frekventovan\u011b up\u00ednal k m\u00e9mu telefonu, jsem za\u010d\u00ednala m\u00edt dojem, \u017ee se na p\u0159epravu p\u00e1n trochu nakopl n\u011bjak\u00fdm alkoholem. <br><br>Kdy\u017e potom vz\u00e1p\u011bt\u00ed neobratn\u011b pom\u00e1hal man\u017eelsk\u00e9mu p\u00e1ru sund\u00e1vat z \u017eelezn\u00fdch \u0161pru\u0161l\u00ed zhruba p\u011bt zavazadel a neust\u00e1le p\u0159i tom opakoval: <strong>\u201eHLAVN\u011a POZOR NA VAJ\u00cd\u010cKA!\u201c<\/strong> pochopila jsem \u00fapln\u011b v\u0161echno. T\u0159e\u0161ni\u010dkou na dortu bylo, kdy\u017e p\u00e1n n\u00e1sledn\u011b vyt\u00e1hl ze smradlav\u00e9ho batohu n\u011bkolikalitrov\u00e9 pivo v plastu, smo\u010dil v n\u011bm rty a n\u00e1sledn\u011b si spokojen\u011b od\u0159\u00edhl p\u0159es cel\u00e9 kup\u00e9. Cel\u00e1 ta situace, kdy n\u011bjak\u00fd nev\u00e1bn\u011b zav\u00e1n\u011bj\u00edc\u00ed d\u016fchodce \u0159\u00edhal sv\u00fdm spolucestuj\u00edc\u00edm prakticky do ucha, zat\u00edmco za sklem kup\u00e9 post\u00e1val h\u00e1zenk\u00e1\u0159sk\u00fd t\u00fdm ml\u00e1de\u017ee tv\u00e1\u0159\u00edc\u00ed se, jako\u017ee jim brzo upadnou nohy, mi p\u0159i\u0161el tak v\u00fdsostn\u011b stupidn\u00ed, \u017ee jsem se nezmohla na nic jin\u00e9ho, ne\u017e na sm\u00edch.<br><br>A\u0165 u\u017e do V\u00eddn\u011b pojedete na n\u00e1kupy, na rande, za z\u00e1bavou\u2026 nebo prost\u011b jen tak z nudy&#8230; mysl\u00edm, \u017ee n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bva tohoto m\u011bsta nen\u00ed nikdy \u0161patn\u00fd n\u00e1pad. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>V\u00edde\u0148 jsem poprv\u00e9 nav\u0161t\u00edvila asi ve sv\u00fdch 19 letech. Proto\u017ee jsem s na\u0161ima p\u0159edt\u00edm do zahrani\u010d\u00ed moc nejezdila, m\u011bla jsem dojem, \u017ee i t\u011bch 220 kilometr\u016f od domova je to \u00fapln\u011b jin\u00fd sv\u011bt. \u010cisto. Elegance. Noblesa. V\u0161echno to na m\u011b vyza\u0159ovalo ze vzduchu, budov i lid\u00ed. 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