{"id":651,"date":"2020-01-12T12:50:19","date_gmt":"2020-01-12T12:50:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/?p=651"},"modified":"2021-07-20T11:45:40","modified_gmt":"2021-07-20T11:45:40","slug":"novorocni-predsevzeti","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/index.php\/2020\/01\/12\/novorocni-predsevzeti\/","title":{"rendered":"#(novoro\u010dn\u00ed) p\u0159edsevzet\u00ed"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Ono sice tak \u00fapln\u011b nejde o to, abyste si d\u00e1vali novoro\u010dn\u00ed p\u0159edsevzet\u00ed ke zm\u011bn\u00e1m, proto\u017ee v\u0161ichni v\u00edme, \u017ee tyhle c\u00edle v\u011bt\u0161inou kon\u010d\u00ed je\u0161t\u011b d\u0159\u00edv, ne\u017e za\u010dnou a obvykle to nikomu jin\u00e9mu, ne\u017e majitel\u016fm fit center, nic dobr\u00e9ho nep\u0159inese. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tak\u017ee pokud chcete za\u010d\u00edt obracet kurz sv\u00e9ho \u017eivota k lep\u0161\u00edmu, je jedno, jestli na tom za\u010dnete pracovat 1. ledna, nebo n\u011bjak\u00fd nahodil\u00fd den, t\u0159eba ve st\u0159edu. D\u016fle\u017eit\u00e9 je, aby v\u00e1\u0161 pl\u00e1n nebyl u\u017e ve st\u0159edu kolem ob\u011bdu v trosk\u00e1ch. <br> N\u011bjak\u00e9 tipy na \u201enovoro\u010dn\u00ed p\u0159edsevzet\u00ed\u201c jsem v\u00e1m p\u0159ipravila. A taky se v\u00e1m zd\u016fv\u011brn\u00edm s t\u00edm, kam se chci posunout j\u00e1.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<!--more-->\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><br> B\u00fdt m\u00e9n\u011b debil. <\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p> \u2013    V\u011b\u0159te, \u017ee va\u0161e okol\u00ed to neskute\u010dn\u011b ocen\u00ed a va\u0161emu soci\u00e1ln\u00edmu \u017eivotu to taky nebude na \u0161kodu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><br> M\u00e9n\u011b lh\u00e1t.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p> \u2013    Nebudete si muset pamatovat, co jste komu \u0159ekli. Respektive, vyhnete se trapn\u00fdm situac\u00edm, kdy se \u00fapln\u011b netref\u00edte do t\u00e9 l\u017ei, kterou jste p\u0159ed \u010dasem p\u0159ednesli.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><br> Nau\u010dit se jazyky.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p> \u2013    Pro otrl\u00e9 a zdatn\u00e9 jedince doporu\u010duji nap\u0159\u00edklad Vietnam\u0161tinu. Alespo\u0148 zjist\u00edte, jestli v\u00e1s obsluha fast foodu p\u0159i \u010dek\u00e1n\u00ed na j\u00eddlo pomlouv\u00e1, nebo ne. Nebo m\u016f\u017eete alespo\u0148 posunout svou \u00farove\u0148 angli\u010dtiny. Pro \u00fapln\u00e9 tatrmany m\u016f\u017ee b\u00fdt dobr\u00e1 startovac\u00ed pozice ztoto\u017en\u011bn\u00ed se s mate\u0159\u0161tinou, a nau\u010dit se alespo\u0148 rozd\u00edl mezi m\u011bkk\u00fdm a tvrd\u00fdm y.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\"> M\u00e9n\u011b obt\u011b\u017eovat ostatn\u00ed.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p> \u2013    Je t\u011b\u017ek\u00e9 si to p\u0159ipustit, ale ob\u010das (v\u011bt\u0161inou) v\u00e1\u0161 \u017eivot nikoho nezaj\u00edm\u00e1. Nikoho nezaj\u00edmaj\u00ed va\u0161e melancholick\u00e9 statusy, depresivn\u00ed self\u00ed\u010dka ani sd\u00edlen\u00ed smutn\u00fdch p\u00edsn\u00ed z YouTube. Pom\u00edj\u00edm fakt, \u017ee lid\u00e9, kte\u0159\u00ed miluj\u00ed obt\u011b\u017eovat (zcela bez vyzv\u00e1n\u00ed)  sv\u00e9 kolegy sv\u00fdmi probl\u00e9my ur\u010dit\u011b p\u016fjdou do pekla. A kec\u00e1lkov\u00e9, kte\u0159\u00ed pot\u0159ebuj\u00ed i p\u0159i va\u0159en\u00ed kafe d\u016fkladn\u011b probrat po\u010das\u00ed, pl\u00e1ny na v\u00edkend, na ob\u011bd a podobn\u00e9 malichernosti, nejsou zral\u00ed na peklo, ale na p\u011bst.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><br> M\u00e9n\u011b se litovat a v\u00edce makat.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p> \u2013    Je stra\u0161n\u011b jednoduch\u00e9 bre\u010det ostatn\u00edm na rameni o nespravedlnosti sv\u011bta, z\u00e1ke\u0159nosti ostatn\u00edch lid\u00ed a dal\u0161\u00edch probl\u00e9mech, kter\u00e9 v\u00e1m br\u00e1n\u00ed v rozletu. Ano. Lid\u00e9 um\u00ed b\u00fdt svin\u011b. A sv\u011bt dok\u00e1\u017ee b\u00fdt nespravedliv\u00fd. Ale po\u0159\u00e1d to cel\u00e9 m\u00e1te v rukou vy. A ut\u00e1p\u011bt se v \u017ealu je\u0161t\u011b nikdy nikomu nic dobr\u00e9ho nep\u0159ineslo. Pokud jste v minul\u00e9m stolet\u00ed nebyli b\u00e1sn\u00edkem, proto\u017ee jinak v\u00e1m to dost mo\u017en\u00e1 vydalo na n\u011bjakou sb\u00edrku poezie. P\u0159edpokl\u00e1d\u00e1m, \u017ee b\u00e1sn\u00edci nejste, tak\u017ee\u2026 makat. Nef\u0148ukat. Nehledat d\u016fvody. Hledat zp\u016fsoby.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><br> V\u00edce cestovat.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p> \u2013    Je jedno, jestli do Brna, nebo do Dubaje. P\u0159ekvapen\u00ed a z\u00e1\u017eitky v\u00e1s \u010dekaj\u00ed v\u0161ude. \u0158\u00edk\u00e1 ta, kter\u00e9 se v brn\u011bnsk\u00e9 \u0161alin\u011b zd\u016fv\u011br\u0148ovala n\u011bjak\u00e1 pochybn\u00e1 bytost se sv\u00fdm intimn\u00edm \u017eivotem.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\"> V\u00e1\u017eit si ka\u017ed\u00e9ho okam\u017eiku. Proto\u017ee \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fd u\u017e se nezopakuje.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p> \u2013    Obj\u00edmejte, oslavujte, p\u0159izn\u00e1vejte l\u00e1sku. Sv\u011bt se m\u011bn\u00ed v minut\u00e1ch. Jednou si m\u016f\u017eete ve\u010dery o samot\u011b vy\u010d\u00edtat. Taky si jednou m\u016f\u017eete vy\u010d\u00edtat, \u017ee jste neob\u011btovali v\u00edce volna pro chv\u00edle s n\u011bk\u00fdm, na kom v\u00e1m z\u00e1le\u017eelo. Proto\u017ee a\u017e jednou zjist\u00edte, \u017ee pen\u00edze a pr\u00e1ce nejsou v\u0161e a rozhodn\u011b bychom je nem\u011bli nad\u0159azovat, dost mo\u017en\u00e1 u\u017e bude pozd\u011b.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><br> Nosit hez\u010d\u00ed obuv.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p> \u2013    T\u00edm mi ud\u011bl\u00e1te neskute\u010dnou radost.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br> Za m\u011b jsou p\u0159edsevzet\u00ed jednoduch\u00e1. \u00dapln\u011b vym\u00fdtit ze slovn\u00edku vulgarity. P\u0159estat posouvat bud\u00edk nejm\u00e9n\u011b 5x \u2013 p\u0159\u00edpustnou normu jsem si stanovila na 3 posunut\u00ed. V\u00edce \u010d\u00edst. M\u00e9n\u011b \u010d\u00edst do noci. M\u00e9n\u011b hejtit. B\u00fdt m\u00e9n\u011b cholerick\u00e1. U\u017e nikdy si nekoupit boty z Deichmannu, i kdybych m\u011bla zimu str\u00e1vit v gum\u00e1k\u00e1ch s ko\u017eichem uvnit\u0159. <br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A vy? M\u00e1te n\u011bjak\u00e9 c\u00edle, do jejich\u017e pln\u011bn\u00ed se chcete letos pustit?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-cover has-background-dim is-layout-flow wp-block-cover-is-layout-flow\" style=\"background-image:url(http:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/CC609B3D-0A24-41DD-919A-8560A6F67B7C.jpeg)\"><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ono sice tak \u00fapln\u011b nejde o to, abyste si d\u00e1vali novoro\u010dn\u00ed p\u0159edsevzet\u00ed ke zm\u011bn\u00e1m, proto\u017ee v\u0161ichni v\u00edme, \u017ee tyhle c\u00edle v\u011bt\u0161inou kon\u010d\u00ed je\u0161t\u011b d\u0159\u00edv, ne\u017e za\u010dnou a obvykle to nikomu jin\u00e9mu, ne\u017e majitel\u016fm fit center, nic dobr\u00e9ho nep\u0159inese. Tak\u017ee pokud chcete za\u010d\u00edt obracet kurz sv\u00e9ho \u017eivota k lep\u0161\u00edmu, je jedno, jestli na tom za\u010dnete pracovat &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/index.php\/2020\/01\/12\/novorocni-predsevzeti\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">#(novoro\u010dn\u00ed) p\u0159edsevzet\u00ed<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-651","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-off-topic"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pa81Mi-av","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/651","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=651"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/651\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":657,"href":"https:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/651\/revisions\/657"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=651"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=651"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=651"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}