{"id":1348,"date":"2023-12-12T20:03:24","date_gmt":"2023-12-12T20:03:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/?p=1348"},"modified":"2023-12-12T20:30:34","modified_gmt":"2023-12-12T20:30:34","slug":"blondyna-ve-florencii-stul-pro-jednoho-a-vinna-okna","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/index.php\/2023\/12\/12\/blondyna-ve-florencii-stul-pro-jednoho-a-vinna-okna\/","title":{"rendered":"Blond\u00fdna ve Florencii: St\u016fl pro jednoho a vinn\u00e1 okna"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Druh\u00fd den r\u00e1no jsem lehce po dev\u00e1t\u00e9 vyrazila ven. Cestou jsem potkala obyvatele vedlej\u0161\u00edho pokoje, kte\u0159\u00ed p\u016fsobili norm\u00e1ln\u011b (a k tomu se je\u0161t\u011b vr\u00e1t\u00edme). Vyb\u011bhla jsem na ulici a zam\u00ed\u0159ila do Lidlu, kter\u00fd byl prakticky ve vedlej\u0161\u00edm vchod\u011b. Nena\u0161la jsem tam ale nic z toho, co jsem zvykl\u00e1 kupovat v \u010cesku.<\/p>\n<p>Popadla jsem aspo\u0148 l\u00e1hev vody a \u0161la k samoobslu\u017en\u00fdm pokladn\u00e1m, kde jsem se pit\u00ed ne\u00fasp\u011b\u0161n\u011b sna\u017eila na\u010d\u00edst. Poprv\u00e9 p\u0159ib\u011bhla obsluha, n\u011bco odklikla a ode\u0161la, p\u0159i\u010dem\u017e z\u00e1hy nastal stejn\u00fd probl\u00e9m. Evidentn\u011b jsem si toti\u017e vybrala n\u011bco, co je\u0161t\u011b ani nebylo naveden\u00e9 v syst\u00e9mu. Abych to potom je\u0161t\u011b korunovala, p\u0159i odchodu mi ne\u0161la naskenovat \u00fa\u010dtenka, co\u017e znamenalo, \u017ee bych se nedostala p\u0159es dve\u0159e. Obsluha teda znova p\u0159i\u0161la a celou situaci vy\u0159e\u0161ila. Nebylo je\u0161t\u011b ani deset a j\u00e1 u\u017e dvakr\u00e1t stihla b\u00fdt za p\u0159iblblou blond\u00fdnu. <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Na sobotu jsem si zarezervovala l\u00edstek do gal\u00e9rie Uffizi, kter\u00e9 je jedno ze dvou nejzn\u00e1m\u011bj\u0161\u00edch ve Florencii. Druh\u00e9 se jmenuje Accademia Gallery a jeho nejzn\u00e1m\u011bj\u0161\u00edm kouskem je bezpochyby socha Davida, kter\u00e1 je d\u00edlem Michelangela. Oproti m\u00e9 \u0159\u00edjnov\u00e9 n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bv\u011b s kamar\u00e1dkou, tentokr\u00e1t nebyly \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9 \u0159ady, co\u017e bylo mo\u017en\u00e1 zp\u016fsobeno t\u00edm, \u017ee bylo &#8222;brzy r\u00e1no&#8220;, nebo prost\u011b u\u017e jen na v\u011bt\u0161inu lid\u00ed bylo moc zima na to, aby tvo\u0159ili frontu. Vyzvedla jsem si od mil\u00e9 sle\u010dny za kasou l\u00edstek a zam\u00ed\u0159ila dovnit\u0159.<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1350\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/index.php\/2023\/12\/12\/blondyna-ve-florencii-stul-pro-jednoho-a-vinna-okna\/whatsapp-image-2023-12-10-at-21-32-50-1\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/WhatsApp-Image-2023-12-10-at-21.32.50-1.jpeg?fit=768%2C1024&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"768,1024\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Blond\u00fdna v galerii Uffizi\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/WhatsApp-Image-2023-12-10-at-21.32.50-1.jpeg?fit=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/WhatsApp-Image-2023-12-10-at-21.32.50-1.jpeg?fit=656%2C875&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-1350 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/WhatsApp-Image-2023-12-10-at-21.32.50-1.jpeg?resize=656%2C875\" alt=\"\" width=\"656\" height=\"875\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/WhatsApp-Image-2023-12-10-at-21.32.50-1.jpeg?w=768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/WhatsApp-Image-2023-12-10-at-21.32.50-1.jpeg?resize=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 656px) 100vw, 656px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Byla jsem mile p\u0159ekvapen\u00e1, \u017ee se to obe\u0161lo bez pr\u016ftah\u016f, proto\u017ee p\u0159i samotn\u00e9 rezervaci sice str\u00e1nka galerie byla v angli\u010dtin\u011b, nicm\u00e9n\u011b formul\u00e1\u0159 jako takov\u00fd byl v ital\u0161tin\u011b a n\u011bkter\u00e1 poli\u010dka v n\u011bm nenab\u00edzela tu spr\u00e1vnou variantu, tak\u017ee jsem Ostravu (coby bydli\u0161t\u011b) musela p\u0159est\u011bhovat do It\u00e1lie a v\u016fbec jsem tak n\u011bjak \u010d\u00e1st odpov\u011bd\u00ed st\u0159\u00edlela od boku. To ale Italy asi nem\u016f\u017ee rozh\u00e1zet. Naopak je ale rozhod\u00ed, pokud p\u0159i kontrole u vstupu, kdy proch\u00e1z\u00edte bezpe\u010dnostn\u00edmi r\u00e1my (a v\u00fdjime\u010dn\u011b jsem tam d\u011blala probl\u00e9my) budete m\u00edt u sebe l\u00e1hev tekutin v\u011bt\u0161\u00edch, ne\u017e je 50 mililitr\u016f.<\/p>\n<p>Galerie se py\u0161n\u00ed n\u011bkter\u00fdmi opravdov\u00fdmi skvostmi, mezi kter\u00fdmi je <strong>Zrozen\u00ed Venu\u0161e<\/strong> od <strong>Sandra Botticelliho<\/strong>, <strong>Medusa<\/strong> od <strong>Caravaggia<\/strong> nebo <strong>Zv\u011bstov\u00e1n\u00ed<\/strong> od <strong>Leonarda da Vinciho<\/strong>. V \u00fatrob\u00e1ch galerie sice bylo pom\u011brn\u011b dost lid\u00ed, ale i tak mus\u00edm \u0159\u00edct, \u017ee m\u011b tohle m\u00edsto neskute\u010dn\u011b uklid\u0148ovalo. Ticho v n\u011bkter\u00fdch m\u00edstnostech a m\u00edsty tak\u00e9 n\u00e1dhern\u00fd v\u00fdhled na \u0159eku Arno byly jako balz\u00e1m na du\u0161i.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1358\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/index.php\/2023\/12\/12\/blondyna-ve-florencii-stul-pro-jednoho-a-vinna-okna\/whatsapp-image-2023-12-10-at-21-32-50-10\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/WhatsApp-Image-2023-12-10-at-21.32.50-10.jpeg?fit=768%2C1024&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"768,1024\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Zrozen\u00ed Venu\u0161e\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/WhatsApp-Image-2023-12-10-at-21.32.50-10.jpeg?fit=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/WhatsApp-Image-2023-12-10-at-21.32.50-10.jpeg?fit=656%2C875&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-1358 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/WhatsApp-Image-2023-12-10-at-21.32.50-10.jpeg?resize=656%2C875\" alt=\"\" width=\"656\" height=\"875\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/WhatsApp-Image-2023-12-10-at-21.32.50-10.jpeg?w=768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/WhatsApp-Image-2023-12-10-at-21.32.50-10.jpeg?resize=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 656px) 100vw, 656px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Sotva jsem vy\u0161la na ulici, za\u010dalo poprch\u00e1vat. Za\u0161la jsem do nejbli\u017e\u0161\u00ed kav\u00e1rny, kter\u00e1 m\u011bla otev\u0159enou venkovn\u00ed ter\u00e1sku a obsluha byla pom\u011brn\u011b v\u00e1no\u010dn\u011b nalad\u011bna santovskou \u010depi\u010dkou.<br \/>\n<strong>\u201eDobr\u00fd den, m\u00e1te voln\u00fd st\u016fl?\u201c<\/strong> zeptala jsem se.<br \/>\n<strong>\u201eDobr\u00fd den. Jasn\u011b, pro kolik lid\u00ed?\u201c<\/strong> zji\u0161\u0165oval \u010d\u00ed\u0161n\u00edk.<br \/>\n<strong>\u201eJen pro m\u011b,\u201c<\/strong> usm\u00e1la jsem se pobaven\u011b, co\u017e mi vz\u00e1p\u011bt\u00ed Ital oplatil.<br \/>\nZcela up\u0159\u00edmn\u011b, \u0159\u00edct tohle pro m\u011b byla jedna z nejdivn\u011bj\u0161\u00edch v\u011bc\u00ed za posledn\u00edch p\u00e1r m\u011bs\u00edc\u016f. V tu chv\u00edli. Kdykoliv pot\u00e9 jsem se naopak c\u00edtila vlastn\u011b docela dob\u0159e, proto\u017ee mi do\u0161lo, \u017ee jsem sama dok\u00e1zala zvl\u00e1dnout n\u011bkolik p\u0159ek\u00e1\u017eek a stejn\u011b se nikde nezhroutila, nesedla si na kufr a neza\u010dala hystericky bre\u010det. Teda minim\u00e1ln\u011b zat\u00edm.<\/p>\n<p>Pohledem na hodinky jsem zjistila, \u017ee je\u0161t\u011b nebylo 12, tak\u017ee jsem si mohla dovolit cappuccino a nec\u00edtit se p\u0159i tom provinile. Kdy\u017e mi potom obsluha p\u0159inesla ke k\u00e1v\u011b i n\u011bjak\u00e9 dva kousky jak\u00e9hosi nakr\u00e1jen\u00e9ho kol\u00e1\u010dku, do\u0161lo mi, \u017ee posledn\u00ed j\u00eddlo jsem m\u011bla v\u010dera ve t\u0159i a bez ohledu na mouku je sn\u011bdla. Samoz\u0159ejm\u011b jsem nejd\u0159\u00edv p\u0159edst\u00edrala ot\u00e1len\u00ed a byla d\u016fsledn\u00e1 v emoc\u00edch v obli\u010deji, kter\u00fdmi jsem d\u00e1vala najevo, \u017ee tohle rozhodn\u011b nezobu kv\u016fli hladu, ale proto\u017ee mi to nesm\u00edrn\u011b chutn\u00e1. Ale v\u00e1\u017en\u011b mi to chutnalo!<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1353\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/index.php\/2023\/12\/12\/blondyna-ve-florencii-stul-pro-jednoho-a-vinna-okna\/whatsapp-image-2023-12-10-at-21-32-50-5\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/WhatsApp-Image-2023-12-10-at-21.32.50-5.jpeg?fit=768%2C1024&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"768,1024\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Ironick\u00e1 blond\u00fdna na k\u00e1vi\u010dce\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/WhatsApp-Image-2023-12-10-at-21.32.50-5.jpeg?fit=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/WhatsApp-Image-2023-12-10-at-21.32.50-5.jpeg?fit=656%2C875&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-1353 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/WhatsApp-Image-2023-12-10-at-21.32.50-5.jpeg?resize=656%2C875\" alt=\"\" width=\"656\" height=\"875\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/WhatsApp-Image-2023-12-10-at-21.32.50-5.jpeg?w=768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/WhatsApp-Image-2023-12-10-at-21.32.50-5.jpeg?resize=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 656px) 100vw, 656px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Naivn\u011b jsem po p\u016fl hodin\u011b v kav\u00e1rn\u011b vy\u0161la ven, abych byla zhruba 10 minut nad\u0161en\u00e1 z toho, \u017ee u\u017e nepr\u0161\u00ed a vz\u00e1p\u011bt\u00ed lehce zmokla. Tohle po\u010das\u00ed se st\u0159\u00eddalo vlastn\u011b cel\u00fd den, kdy jsem se proch\u00e1zela centrem, zam\u00ed\u0159ila k Ponte Vecchio a pak do dvou knihkupectv\u00ed, proto\u017ee mi p\u0159i\u0161lo z\u00e1sadn\u00ed si dom\u016f vz\u00edt n\u011bjakou kn\u00ed\u017eku o ital\u0161tin\u011b. \u010c\u00edm v\u00edce jsem ji sly\u0161ela, t\u00edm v\u00edce jsem toti\u017e za\u010dala m\u00edt dojem, \u017ee ten jazyk chci taky ovl\u00e1dat.<\/p>\n<p>Jen\u017ee mi nedo\u0161lo, \u017ee v\u0161echny knihy maj\u00ed p\u0159epis do angli\u010dtiny a v\u00fdslovnost, kterou tam p\u0159ipisovali, mi nep\u0159i\u0161la \u00fapln\u011b akur\u00e1tn\u00ed, co\u017e asi v tom mezin\u00e1rodn\u00edm a m\u00e1lo ohebn\u00e9m jazyce ale ne\u0161lo ud\u011blat jinak. Jedin\u00e1 z knih, kter\u00e9 m\u011b opravdu zaujaly, pojedn\u00e1vala o gestech, kter\u00e1 Italov\u00e9 p\u0159i konverzaci pou\u017e\u00edvaj\u00ed. Jen\u017ee p\u016flku jsem znala a druh\u00e1 p\u016flka mi p\u0159i\u0161la stejn\u00e1 jako ta, kterou pou\u017e\u00edv\u00e1me u n\u00e1s, tak\u017ee jsem kn\u00ed\u017eku vr\u00e1tila zp\u00e1tky do reg\u00e1lu a vyrazila do <strong>PaStation<\/strong>, co\u017e je podle m\u011b jedno z nejlep\u0161\u00edch m\u00edst ve Florencii.<\/p>\n<p>Je to restaurace, kde si m\u016f\u017eete sami zvolit typ t\u011bstovin i om\u00e1\u010dku, kterou k n\u00ed chcete, to v\u0161echno nav\u00edc za pom\u011brn\u011b slu\u0161n\u00e9 pen\u00edze. Minule jsme v Tosk\u00e1nsku m\u011bly s kamar\u00e1dkou v\u00fdborn\u00e9 ravioli a j\u00e1 po n\u00e1vratu zjistila, \u017ee v Ostrav\u011b je zase na tolika m\u00edstech nep\u0159ipravuj\u00ed, tak\u017ee jsem se navzdory sv\u00e9mu ne p\u0159\u00edli\u0161 p\u0159\u00e1telsk\u00e9mu vztahu s lepkem rozhodla, \u017ee tady se jich rozhodn\u011b naj\u00edm do z\u00e1soby a objednala si k n\u00edm om\u00e1\u010dku alla norma. Zavr\u0161ila jsem to hezky po italsku \u0161\u00e1lkem espressa a vyrazila na pokoj, vzhledem k tomu, \u017ee u\u017e bylo docela pozd\u011b.<\/p>\n<p>Cestou jsem se je\u0161t\u011b zastavila v drogerii, p\u0159ed kterou jsem m\u011bla chu\u0165 se dvakr\u00e1t \u0161t\u00edpnout do ucha, proto\u017ee p\u0159ed m\u011bs\u00edcem jsme tady s kamar\u00e1dkou nemohly naj\u00edt ani jednu. A to jsme pro\u0161ly snad v\u011bt\u0161inu m\u011bsta. Tenhle triumf jsem si ka\u017edop\u00e1dn\u011b nemohla nechat uj\u00edt, tak\u017ee jsem po \u010dtvrt hodin\u011b odch\u00e1zela s \u00fasm\u011bvem, novou rt\u011bnkou a keratinov\u00fdm olejem na vlasy.<\/p>\n<p>P\u0159i p\u0159\u00edchodu do bytu jsem si v\u0161imla, \u017ee pokoj, jeho\u017e obyvatele jsem r\u00e1no potkala, je pr\u00e1zdn\u00fd, uklizen\u00fd a nachystan\u00fd pro dal\u0161\u00ed lidi. Dala jsem si sprchu, p\u0159evl\u00e9kla se, na chv\u00edli se nat\u00e1hla na postel a k\u00fdvla na instagramu jednomu Italovi na pozv\u00e1n\u00ed na v\u00edno, co\u017e ve fin\u00e1le bylo zdrojem dokonal\u00e9ho pozn\u00e1n\u00ed m\u00edstn\u00ed mentality.<\/p>\n<p>Kdy\u017e v\u00e1m Italov\u00e9 \u0159eknou &#8222;po ve\u010de\u0159i&#8220;, je to (nep\u0159ekvapiv\u011b) podstatn\u011b pozd\u011bji, ne\u017e u n\u00e1s. Zpravidla kolem dev\u00e1t\u00e9 ve\u010der. Taky, kdy\u017e v\u00e1m \u0159eknou &#8222;v dev\u011bt&#8220; znamen\u00e1 to, \u017ee tou dobou se vyd\u00e1vaj\u00ed na cestu, nikoliv, \u017ee tou dobou se o\u010dek\u00e1v\u00e1 jejich p\u0159\u00edchod.<\/p>\n<p>Vyrazila jsem do m\u011bsta s pocitem, \u017ee mi nen\u00ed zas takov\u00e1 zima, jak bych prvn\u00ed prosincovou sobotu \u010dekala, ale z\u00e1rove\u0148 jsem ani nem\u011bla moc hlad, tak\u017ee jsem se rozhodla pove\u010de\u0159et gelato a pozorovat u toho, jak do \u00fatrob zmrzlin\u00e1rny zach\u00e1z\u00ed lid\u00e9, kter\u00fdm nep\u0159ipad\u00e1 ani v nejmen\u0161\u00edm divn\u00e9 (stejn\u011b, jako mn\u011b) si v prosinci v osm ve\u010der nacpat b\u0159icho zmrzlinou. Nav\u00edc to m\u00e1 jednu v\u00fdhodu &#8211; skoro se nerozt\u00e9k\u00e1. I kdy\u017e sed\u00edte uvnit\u0159.<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1354\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/index.php\/2023\/12\/12\/blondyna-ve-florencii-stul-pro-jednoho-a-vinna-okna\/whatsapp-image-2023-12-10-at-21-32-50-6\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/WhatsApp-Image-2023-12-10-at-21.32.50-6.jpeg?fit=768%2C1024&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"768,1024\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Ironick\u00e1 blond\u00fdna na ve\u010de\u0159i\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/WhatsApp-Image-2023-12-10-at-21.32.50-6.jpeg?fit=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/WhatsApp-Image-2023-12-10-at-21.32.50-6.jpeg?fit=656%2C875&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-1354 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/WhatsApp-Image-2023-12-10-at-21.32.50-6.jpeg?resize=656%2C875\" alt=\"\" width=\"656\" height=\"875\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/WhatsApp-Image-2023-12-10-at-21.32.50-6.jpeg?w=768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/WhatsApp-Image-2023-12-10-at-21.32.50-6.jpeg?resize=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 656px) 100vw, 656px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Pobavena touhle my\u0161lenkou jsem str\u010dila plastovou l\u017ei\u010dku zp\u00e1tky do kel\u00edmku a vyrazila na Piazza dell&#8217;Unit\u00e0 italiana. P\u0159i \u010dek\u00e1n\u00ed na zelenou se mi naskytl v\u00fdborn\u00fd pohled na skupina asi \u0161esti policist\u016f, kte\u0159\u00ed vych\u00e1zkov\u00fdm krokem p\u0159ech\u00e1zeli na \u010dervenou a kdy\u017e spat\u0159ili m\u016fj pobaven\u00fd v\u00fdraz, usm\u00e1li se na m\u011b. V tu chv\u00edli jsem pochopila, \u017ee sv\u011bteln\u00e9 signaliza\u010dn\u00ed za\u0159\u00edzen\u00ed je v It\u00e1lii pouze doporu\u010den\u00fdm prvkem. \u0158\u00eddit se j\u00edm m\u016f\u017eete, ale nemus\u00edte.<\/p>\n<p>S pobaven\u00fdm obli\u010dejem jsem dorazila za Italem, kter\u00fd se vyzna\u010doval v\u0161\u00edm typick\u00fdm pro sv\u00e9 krajany. \u00dasm\u011bvem, siln\u00fdm parf\u00e9mem a je\u0161t\u011b siln\u011bj\u0161\u00edm zpo\u017ed\u011bn\u00edm.<br \/>\n<strong>\u201eOmlouv\u00e1m se, ale vysv\u011btl\u00edm,\u201c<\/strong> pravil po chv\u00edli a za\u010dal drmolit n\u011bco o tom, \u017ee v\u00a0dev\u011bt p\u0159esn\u011b nebyl tam, kde m\u011bl b\u00fdt, ale z\u00e1rove\u0148 to jako nebylo, \u017ee by byl tou dobou doma. \u00a0<strong>\u201eTak\u017ee to nebylo, \u017ee j\u00e1 bych p\u0159ijel pozd\u011b. Byl jsem v\u010das. Jen jinde,\u201c<\/strong> omluvil s v\u00e1\u017en\u00fdm v\u00fdrazem svou nedochvilnost, \u010d\u00edm\u017e m\u011b up\u0159\u00edmn\u011b rozesm\u00e1l.<\/p>\n<p>Za cel\u00fd den jsem (do t\u00e9 doby) nachodila snad 15 kilometr\u016f (bez nads\u00e1zky), tak\u017ee jsem mu hned p\u0159i uv\u00edt\u00e1n\u00ed \u0159ekla, \u017ee si rozhodn\u011b p\u016fjdeme na to v\u00edno n\u011bkam sednout a rovnou uk\u00e1zala na m\u00edsto pobl\u00ed\u017e, kter\u00e9 jsem p\u0159i p\u0159\u00edchodu m\u00edjela. V t\u00e9hle restauraci m\u011bli milou obsluhu, hezk\u00fd interi\u00e9r, docela dobr\u00e9 \u010derven\u00e9 v\u00edno a z\u00e1rove\u0148 jedny z nejdivn\u011bj\u0161\u00edch z\u00e1chod\u016f, kter\u00e9 jsem ve sv\u00e9m \u017eivot\u011b vid\u011bla. N\u011bkdo na toaletu toti\u017e dotla\u010dil mohutnou vy\u0159ez\u00e1vanou \u017eidli a k dispozici bylo splachov\u00e1n\u00ed v\u00edcero r\u016fzn\u00fdmi zp\u016fsoby.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1356\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/index.php\/2023\/12\/12\/blondyna-ve-florencii-stul-pro-jednoho-a-vinna-okna\/whatsapp-image-2023-12-10-at-21-32-50-8\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/WhatsApp-Image-2023-12-10-at-21.32.50-8.jpeg?fit=768%2C1024&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"768,1024\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"WhatsApp Image 2023-12-10 at 21.32.50 (8)\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/WhatsApp-Image-2023-12-10-at-21.32.50-8.jpeg?fit=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/WhatsApp-Image-2023-12-10-at-21.32.50-8.jpeg?fit=656%2C875&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-1356 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/WhatsApp-Image-2023-12-10-at-21.32.50-8.jpeg?resize=656%2C875\" alt=\"\" width=\"656\" height=\"875\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/WhatsApp-Image-2023-12-10-at-21.32.50-8.jpeg?w=768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/WhatsApp-Image-2023-12-10-at-21.32.50-8.jpeg?resize=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 656px) 100vw, 656px\" \/><br \/>\n<strong>\u201eA co vlastn\u011b ta vinn\u00e1 okna? Je n\u011bjak\u00e9 pobl\u00ed\u017e?\u201c<\/strong> zeptala jsem se, kdy\u017e jsme po hodin\u011b kec\u00e1n\u00ed dopili skleni\u010dku \u010derven\u00e9ho.<br \/>\n<strong>\u201eJedno je kousek odtud,\u201c<\/strong> k\u00fdvl Ital, kter\u00fd pochopil, \u017ee bude ide\u00e1ln\u00ed, kdy\u017e m\u011b tam rovnou vezme. Zase takov\u00fd kousek to sice nebylo, ale z\u00e1rove\u0148 mi to moc nevadilo, proto\u017ee jsem kone\u010dn\u011b vid\u011bla, jak vypad\u00e1 v\u00e1no\u010dn\u00ed Florencie ve\u010der. Skoro jsem zapomn\u011bla, jak si s v\u00fdzdobou um\u00ed Italov\u00e9 (pro kter\u00e9, coby pro siln\u011b v\u011b\u0159\u00edc\u00ed m\u00e1 tenhle sv\u00e1tek velkou hodnotu) vyhr\u00e1t. Byla jsem ale docela zklaman\u00e1, kdy\u017e p\u0159es ok\u00e9nko jak\u00e1si ruka podala ka\u017ed\u00e9mu z n\u00e1s dv\u011b deci v\u00edna v plastov\u00e9m kel\u00edmku.<br \/>\n<strong>\u201eTo jako v\u00e1\u017en\u011b?\u201c<\/strong> pod\u00edvala jsem se zoufale na kus jednor\u00e1zov\u00e9ho n\u00e1dob\u00ed.<br \/>\n<strong>\u201eE?\u201c<\/strong> nech\u00e1pal Ital, co je \u0161patn\u011b.<br \/>\n<strong>\u201eVy tady pijete v\u00edno v\u00a0kel\u00edmku? Plastov\u00e9m?\u201c<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>\u201eJen od ur\u010dit\u00e9 hodiny,\u201c<\/strong> pravil. Jako kdyby to celou situaci zlep\u0161ovalo.<br \/>\n<strong>\u201eA pro\u010d?\u201c<\/strong><br \/>\nChv\u00edli ml\u010del. Evidentn\u011b s\u00e1m p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161lel nad logickou odpov\u011bd\u00ed. A pak s\u00a0jednou p\u0159i\u0161el.<br \/>\n<strong>\u201eNo\u2026 Je pozd\u011b. Te\u010f u\u017e by lidi mohli ty skleni\u010dky rozb\u00edjet a d\u011blat bordel,\u201c<\/strong> omluvil barbarstv\u00ed, za kter\u00e9 by Ital\u016fm urvali vina\u0159i z\u00a0Moravy hlavy. Douf\u00e1m.<br \/>\n<strong>\u201eNo dob\u0159e,\u201c<\/strong> uznala jsem nakonec, \u017ee tenhle d\u016fvod d\u00e1v\u00e1 docela smysl. V\u00a0It\u00e1lii.<br \/>\nMimochodem, ta okna jsou sice v provozu (co\u017e obvykle ohla\u0161uj\u00ed n\u00e1pisem), ale z\u00e1rove\u0148 jsou fyzicky zav\u0159en\u00e1 a mus\u00edte na n\u011b zaklepat. S mou stydlivost\u00ed bych tady sama nedostala ani deci. Zat\u00edmco jsme st\u00e1li opod\u00e1l, pro\u0161la kolem skupinka holek, p\u0159i\u010dem\u017e jedna zabouchala na d\u0159ev\u011bn\u00e1 dv\u00ed\u0159ka v okn\u011b a \u0161la d\u00e1l. Po chv\u00edli se okno otev\u0159elo a obsluha se do\u017eadovala objedn\u00e1vky.<br \/>\n<strong>\u201eOde\u0161li,\u201c<\/strong> ozn\u00e1mila jsem mu anglicky, na\u010de\u017e se okno na\u0161tvan\u011b zabouchlo, z \u010deho\u017e m\u011bl Ital druh\u00e9 V\u00e1noce a sm\u00e1l se tomu je\u0161t\u011b celou cestu na zast\u00e1vku, co\u017e prokl\u00e1dal sv\u00fdmi dotazy na \u010desk\u00e9 fr\u00e1ze.<br \/>\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1357\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/index.php\/2023\/12\/12\/blondyna-ve-florencii-stul-pro-jednoho-a-vinna-okna\/whatsapp-image-2023-12-10-at-21-32-50-9\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/WhatsApp-Image-2023-12-10-at-21.32.50-9.jpeg?fit=768%2C1024&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"768,1024\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Ironick\u00e1 blond\u00fdna u vinn\u00e9ho okna\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/WhatsApp-Image-2023-12-10-at-21.32.50-9.jpeg?fit=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/WhatsApp-Image-2023-12-10-at-21.32.50-9.jpeg?fit=656%2C875&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-1357 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/WhatsApp-Image-2023-12-10-at-21.32.50-9.jpeg?resize=656%2C875\" alt=\"\" width=\"656\" height=\"875\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/WhatsApp-Image-2023-12-10-at-21.32.50-9.jpeg?w=768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/WhatsApp-Image-2023-12-10-at-21.32.50-9.jpeg?resize=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 656px) 100vw, 656px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Druh\u00fd den r\u00e1no jsem lehce po dev\u00e1t\u00e9 vyrazila ven. Cestou jsem potkala obyvatele vedlej\u0161\u00edho pokoje, kte\u0159\u00ed p\u016fsobili norm\u00e1ln\u011b (a k tomu se je\u0161t\u011b vr\u00e1t\u00edme). Vyb\u011bhla jsem na ulici a zam\u00ed\u0159ila do Lidlu, kter\u00fd byl prakticky ve vedlej\u0161\u00edm vchod\u011b. Nena\u0161la jsem tam ale nic z toho, co jsem zvykl\u00e1 kupovat v \u010cesku. Popadla jsem aspo\u0148 l\u00e1hev &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/index.php\/2023\/12\/12\/blondyna-ve-florencii-stul-pro-jednoho-a-vinna-okna\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Blond\u00fdna ve Florencii: St\u016fl pro jednoho a vinn\u00e1 okna<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1360,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1348","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blondyna-na-cestach"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/WhatsApp-Image-2023-12-10-at-21.32.50-3-1.jpeg?fit=768%2C1024&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pa81Mi-lK","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1348","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1348"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1348\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1364,"href":"https:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1348\/revisions\/1364"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1360"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1348"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1348"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1348"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}