{"id":1374,"date":"2024-03-18T21:46:42","date_gmt":"2024-03-18T21:46:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/?p=1374"},"modified":"2024-03-18T21:57:40","modified_gmt":"2024-03-18T21:57:40","slug":"narozeniny-v-toskansku-videnska-dzungle-divnosti-a-bolonske-zklamani","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/index.php\/2024\/03\/18\/narozeniny-v-toskansku-videnska-dzungle-divnosti-a-bolonske-zklamani\/","title":{"rendered":"Narozeniny v Tosk\u00e1nsku: V\u00edde\u0148sk\u00e1 d\u017eungle divnosti a bolo\u0148sk\u00e9 zklam\u00e1n\u00ed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>\u201eTak kam let\u00ed\u0161 na narozky letos?\u201c<\/strong> ptali se m\u011b od \u00fanora kamar\u00e1di, kte\u0159\u00ed m\u016fj dlouholet\u00fd zvyk znaj\u00ed. Je\u0161t\u011b dva t\u00fddny p\u0159edem jsem ale nev\u011bd\u011bla, jestli v\u016fbec n\u011bkam. Po operaci nosu je\u0161t\u011b chv\u00edli hrozily probl\u00e9my, tak\u017ee ve h\u0159e byla varianta, \u017ee bych kv\u016fli komplikac\u00edm musela z\u016fstat doma. Taky z\u00a0toho d\u016fvodu jsem se rozhodla, \u017ee letos sv\u016fj narozeninov\u00fd trip za\u010dnu pl\u00e1novat sama.<\/p>\n<p>Je\u0161t\u011b p\u0159ed operac\u00ed jsem si koupila velmi v\u00fdhodou letenku do Boloni (abych ji pak doplnila o velmi nev\u00fdhodn\u00fd p\u0159\u00edplatek za odbaven\u00fd kufr, kter\u00fd m\u011b ve fin\u00e1le vy\u0161el na dvojn\u00e1sobek ceny letenky) a na cestu zp\u00e1tky jsem zabookovala letenku z Florencie. \u010casov\u011b ide\u00e1ln\u00ed spojen\u00ed ale m\u011blo bohu\u017eel p\u0159estup v Mnichov\u011b, tak\u017ee jsem nad t\u00edm chv\u00edli v\u00e1hala a pak to s my\u0161lenkou: <strong>\u201eNo a co vlastn\u011b\u2026\u201c<\/strong> koupila.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1379\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/index.php\/2024\/03\/18\/narozeniny-v-toskansku-videnska-dzungle-divnosti-a-bolonske-zklamani\/whatsapp-image-2024-03-18-at-15-08-04-1\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/WhatsApp-Image-2024-03-18-at-15.08.04-1.jpeg?fit=1536%2C2048\" data-orig-size=\"1536,2048\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"WhatsApp Image 2024-03-18 at 15.08.04 (1)\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/WhatsApp-Image-2024-03-18-at-15.08.04-1.jpeg?fit=225%2C300\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/WhatsApp-Image-2024-03-18-at-15.08.04-1.jpeg?fit=656%2C875\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-1379 size-large\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/WhatsApp-Image-2024-03-18-at-15.08.04-1.jpeg?resize=656%2C875\" alt=\"\" width=\"656\" height=\"875\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/WhatsApp-Image-2024-03-18-at-15.08.04-1.jpeg?resize=768%2C1024 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/WhatsApp-Image-2024-03-18-at-15.08.04-1.jpeg?resize=225%2C300 225w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/WhatsApp-Image-2024-03-18-at-15.08.04-1.jpeg?resize=1152%2C1536 1152w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/WhatsApp-Image-2024-03-18-at-15.08.04-1.jpeg?w=1536 1536w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/WhatsApp-Image-2024-03-18-at-15.08.04-1.jpeg?w=1312 1312w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 656px) 100vw, 656px\" \/><\/p>\n<h4>Sophiina volba<\/h4>\n<p>Nev\u00fdhodou ultra levn\u00e9 letenky do Boloni byl fakt, \u017ee odlet byl lehce po sedm\u00e9 hodin\u011b r\u00e1no a m\u011bla jsem n\u011bkolik mo\u017enost\u00ed, jak se tam na tuhle hodinu dostat.<\/p>\n<p><strong> Prvn\u00ed<\/strong> byla zam\u00edtnuta je\u0161t\u011b d\u0159\u00edve, ne\u017e jsem tuhle my\u0161lenku dokon\u010dila. To byl <strong>no\u010dn\u00ed spoj z ostravsk\u00e9ho hlav\u00e1ku<\/strong>, kde je to z\u00e1\u017eitek i za b\u00edl\u00e9ho dne, nato\u017e v sobotu nad r\u00e1nem. <strong>Druh\u00e1<\/strong> varianta byla <strong>Flixbus<\/strong>, kter\u00fd sice jezd\u00ed z \u00daANu p\u0159\u00edmo na v\u00edde\u0148sk\u00e9 leti\u0161t\u011b a standardn\u011b bych je\u0161t\u011b m\u011bla dostate\u010dnou rezervu na n\u011bjak\u00e9ho \u0161lof\u00edka anebo probl\u00e9my, kter\u00e9 by m\u011b jist\u011b klasicky potkaly. Jen\u017ee zelen\u00fd bus nakonec v to datum v\u016fbec dan\u00fd spoj nem\u011bl. No, a nakonec <strong>t\u0159et\u00ed<\/strong>, nejrozumn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed varianta, <strong>z\u016fstat ve V\u00eddni na noc<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>V rakousk\u00e9 metropoli jsem teda koukala po n\u011bjak\u00e9m ubytov\u00e1n\u00ed, ale vzhledem k tomu, \u017ee \u0161lo o noc ze soboty na ned\u011bli, v\u011bt\u0161ina hezk\u00fdch byla beznad\u011bjn\u011b vyprodan\u00e1 anebo stejn\u011b beznad\u011bjn\u011b pochybn\u00e1. Nakonec jsem se rozhodla p\u0159es airbnb zabookovat pokoj u jednoho Korejce, kter\u00fd m\u011bl byt kousek od Westbahnhof a taky spoustu pozitivn\u00edch recenz\u00ed. A pak u\u017e jsem s klidem mohla za\u010d\u00edt balit\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Cht\u011bla jsem si ten narozeninov\u00fd v\u00fdlet u\u017e\u00edt, tak\u017ee jsem s\u00a0sebou t\u00e1hla obrovsk\u00fd odbaven\u00fd kufr a zhruba tak ve chv\u00edli, kdy jsem s\u00a0n\u00edm slezla po schodech u sv\u00e9ho bytu jsem pochopila, \u017ee tyhle dv\u011b v\u011bci nejdou dohromady. P\u016fvodn\u011b jsem to myslela dob\u0159e \u2013 hodn\u011b hezk\u00fdch outfit\u016f (let\u00edm do It\u00e1lie, proboha!) a hodn\u011b m\u00edsta na v\u00edna, s\u00fdry a ur\u010dit\u011b hromadu v\u011bc\u00ed, kterou si tam koup\u00edm, proto\u017ee na tomhle tripu jsem prost\u011b princezna. Teda, to jsem sice i jindy, ale tentokr\u00e1t je to ofici\u00e1ln\u00ed a mus\u00edm se h\u00fd\u010dkat, proto\u017ee jsou to moje narozeniny a za ten rok jsem toho zvl\u00e1dla hodn\u011b, tak\u017ee to oslav\u00edm t\u00edm, \u017ee si koup\u00edm cokoliv, co budu cht\u00edt. No.<\/p>\n<h4>Hostitel z Airbnb, kter\u00fd m\u011b m\u00e1lem zabil. A pak sebe&#8230;<\/h4>\n<p>Doma jsem kufru nav\u00e1\u017eila snad n\u011bjak\u00fdch 16 kilo, co\u017e se mi nezd\u00e1lo a na vin\u011b bylo i to, \u017ee mi v\u00e1ha posledn\u00ed dobou ukazovala, \u017ee bych snad m\u011bla b\u00fdt o p\u00e1r kilo huben\u011bj\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e v prosinci. Kdy\u017e jsem potom kufr zoufale tahala do vlaku, \u0159\u00edkala jsem si, \u017ee s t\u00edmhle t\u011b\u017ekoton\u00e1\u017en\u00edm monstrem nem\u00e1m nejmen\u0161\u00ed \u0161anci se dostat do limitu 20 kilo. Up\u0159\u00edmn\u011b, nebylo t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 mo\u017en\u00e9 s t\u00edm kufrem bez pomoci jin\u00fdch lid\u00ed h\u00fdbat. V\u00fdjimkou byl pohyb na kole\u010dk\u00e1ch.<\/p>\n<p>Kdy\u017e jsem potom ve V\u00eddni dorazila na ubytov\u00e1n\u00ed a cestou na m\u011b v tramvaji koukala n\u011bjak\u00e1 o\u017eral\u00e1 individua, kter\u00e1 si sm\u011brem ke mn\u011b k\u00fdvala hlavou, p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161lela jsem, jestli mi ten kufr cht\u011bj\u00ed ukr\u00e1st (co\u017e by mohla b\u00fdt zaj\u00edmav\u00e1 pod\u00edvan\u00e1) anebo ani ve sv\u00e9m siln\u011b podnapil\u00e9m stavu nedok\u00e1\u017eou pochopit ten \u0161\u00edlen\u00fd n\u00e1pad vydat se s takhle obrovsk\u00fdm zavazadlem na cesty.<\/p>\n<p>Dot\u00e1hla jsem sv\u016fj r\u016f\u017eov\u00fd kufr k budov\u011b, ve kter\u00e9 m\u016fj ubytovatel bydlel, zm\u00e1\u010dkla zvonek a vyslechla si ne\u00faprosn\u00fd ortel smrti skryt do pokynu. <strong>\u201e\u010ctvrt\u00e9 patro!\u201c<\/strong> zvolal Korejec zvesela, zat\u00edmco j\u00e1 vpadla do p\u0159\u00edzem\u00ed a prot\u00e1hla si svaly, proto\u017ee v t\u00e9hle star\u00e9 budov\u011b samoz\u0159ejm\u011b chyb\u011bl v\u00fdtah.<\/p>\n<p>Do t\u0159et\u00edho patra jsem ten kufr vyt\u00e1hla sama, pak mil\u00fd hostitel vykoukl p\u0159ed schodi\u0161t\u011b a se slovy: <strong>\u201e\u00d3!<\/strong>\u201c se za mnou rozb\u011bhl a za\u010dal mi ten kufr \u0161kubat z ruky. <strong>\u201eTo je v pohod\u011b,\u201c<\/strong> sna\u017eila jsem se ho ujistit, ale proto\u017ee si to nedal vymluvit, sledovala jsem, jak se o hlavu men\u0161\u00ed Korejec tr\u00e1p\u00ed s m\u00fdm kufrem. Bylo mi ho l\u00edto a mysl\u00edm si, \u017ee jemu taky bylo l\u00edto, \u017ee neznaje re\u00e1lnou t\u00edhu zavazadla se tak urputn\u011b nab\u00edzel s pomoc\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1378\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/index.php\/2024\/03\/18\/narozeniny-v-toskansku-videnska-dzungle-divnosti-a-bolonske-zklamani\/whatsapp-image-2024-03-18-at-15-08-03\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/WhatsApp-Image-2024-03-18-at-15.08.03.jpeg?fit=1536%2C2048\" data-orig-size=\"1536,2048\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"WhatsApp Image 2024-03-18 at 15.08.03\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/WhatsApp-Image-2024-03-18-at-15.08.03.jpeg?fit=225%2C300\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/WhatsApp-Image-2024-03-18-at-15.08.03.jpeg?fit=656%2C875\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-1378 size-large\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/WhatsApp-Image-2024-03-18-at-15.08.03.jpeg?resize=656%2C875\" alt=\"\" width=\"656\" height=\"875\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/WhatsApp-Image-2024-03-18-at-15.08.03.jpeg?resize=768%2C1024 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/WhatsApp-Image-2024-03-18-at-15.08.03.jpeg?resize=225%2C300 225w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/WhatsApp-Image-2024-03-18-at-15.08.03.jpeg?resize=1152%2C1536 1152w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/WhatsApp-Image-2024-03-18-at-15.08.03.jpeg?w=1536 1536w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/WhatsApp-Image-2024-03-18-at-15.08.03.jpeg?w=1312 1312w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 656px) 100vw, 656px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Pokoj\u016f evidentn\u011b v\u00a0byt\u011b pronaj\u00edmal v\u00edce. K\u00a0dispozici byla kuchy\u0148, men\u0161\u00ed posezen\u00ed, dv\u011b koupelny se sprchou, d\u00e1msk\u00e1 koupelna a p\u00e1nsk\u00e1 koupelna. M\u016fj samotn\u00fd pokoj byl mali\u010dk\u00fd, skromn\u011b za\u0159\u00edzen\u00fd, ale \u010dist\u00fd a pro jednu noc naprosto dosta\u010duj\u00edc\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p>Od r\u00e1na jsem toho moc nesn\u011bdla, tak\u017ee jsem se rozhodla, \u017ee se p\u0159evl\u00e9knu a vyd\u00e1m se n\u011bkam na j\u00eddlo. U\u017e d\u0159\u00edve jsem kolem nedalek\u00e9ho z\u00e1padn\u00edho n\u00e1dra\u017e\u00ed proj\u00ed\u017ed\u011bla a v\u011bd\u011bla jsem, \u017ee je tam spousta restaurac\u00ed a obchod\u016f. Mapy mi ukazovaly, \u017ee se tam d\u00e1 s\u00a0klidem doj\u00edt p\u011b\u0161ky, co\u017e mi docela vyhovovalo, proto\u017ee jsme se po hodin\u00e1ch str\u00e1ven\u00fdch ve vlaku mohla alespo\u0148 trochu prov\u011btrat. U\u017e kdy\u017e jsem k\u00a0budov\u011b n\u00e1dra\u017e\u00ed p\u0159ich\u00e1zela, vid\u011bla jsem maj\u00e1ky dvou policejn\u00edch aut, kter\u00e9 skv\u011ble dokreslovaly atmosf\u00e9ru v\u00a0m\u00edst\u011b. \u017d\u00e1dn\u00fd z\u00a0fastfoodu m\u011b moc nenadchl, tak\u017ee jsem se nakonec rozhodla vr\u00e1tit se tam, kde to zn\u00e1m \u2013 zp\u00e1tky na hlav\u00e1k, kter\u00fd je aspo\u0148 trochu \u010dist\u0161\u00ed a v\u00edm p\u0159esn\u011b, co od n\u011bj m\u016f\u017eu \u010dekat a co si koupit.<\/p>\n<p>Byla jsem dost rozmrzel\u00e1, za co\u017e \u010d\u00e1ste\u010dn\u011b mohla \u00fanava, divn\u00e1 individua kolem a tak\u00e9 nedostatek k\u00e1vy, kterou jsem ten den nem\u011bla ani jednu. V\u0161echno to bylo pry\u010d, kdy\u017e jsem si sedla do n\u011bjak\u00e9 thajsk\u00e9 j\u00eddelny, jedla letn\u00ed rolky, doplnila to n\u011bjakou tortillou a spl\u00e1chla to ledovou k\u00e1vou. Celou dobu jsem si volala s m\u00e1mou, kter\u00e9 jsem si post\u011b\u017eovala a sv\u011bt byl zase o kus hez\u010d\u00ed. M\u011bla jsem ale trochu stihomam, proto\u017ee b\u011bhem hovoru kolem chodili n\u011bjac\u00ed Asiati a poka\u017ed\u00e9, kdy\u017e se na m\u011b b\u011bhem plynul\u00e9 ch\u016fze del\u0161\u00ed dobu d\u00edvali, zav\u00e1hala jsem, jestli to nen\u00ed ten Korejec, kter\u00fd mi pronaj\u00edm\u00e1 dne\u0161n\u00ed nocleh, a nadechovala se k pozdravu. Ten ale z\u016fstal nevy\u0159\u010den, tak teda douf\u00e1m, \u017ee \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fd z nich t\u00edm majitelem ubytov\u00e1n\u00ed nebyl.<\/p>\n<p>Po srovn\u00e1n\u00ed n\u00e1lady jsem se vr\u00e1tila zp\u00e1tky do pokoje, dala jsem si sprchu, nalakovala nehty a zapadla do postele, kde jsem pl\u00e1novala hodn\u011b rychle usnout. To se samoz\u0159ejm\u011b nestalo, co\u017e vzhledem k tomu, \u017ee mi 4.30 jelo metro\/vlak na leti\u0161t\u011b, nebylo \u00fapln\u011b optim\u00e1ln\u00ed. Nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed strach jsem ale m\u011bla z cesty na zast\u00e1vku samotnou, proto\u017ee to byla toto\u017en\u00e1 situace, jako ostravsk\u00fd hlav\u00e1k \u2013 u\u017e i ve dne to tam vypadalo dost \u0161\u00edlen\u011b.<\/p>\n<h4>Leti\u0161tn\u00ed p\u0159ekvapen\u00ed<\/h4>\n<p>K m\u00e9mu \u00fadivu jsem potk\u00e1vala jen sam\u00e9 mlad\u00e9 a slu\u0161n\u00e9 lidi, kte\u0159\u00ed tou dobou m\u00ed\u0159ili do postele. Na leti\u0161ti taky v\u0161echno prob\u011bhlo naprosto skv\u011ble. M\u011bla jsem dostate\u010dnou \u010dasovou rezervu, povedlo se mi p\u0159es kufr na prvn\u00ed pokus nat\u00e1hnout r\u016f\u017eov\u00fd l\u00e1tkov\u00fd obal a co v\u00edc, dokonce mi leti\u0161tn\u00ed v\u00e1ha nav\u00e1\u017eila o dv\u011b kila m\u00e9n\u011b ne\u017e ta doma.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1377\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/index.php\/2024\/03\/18\/narozeniny-v-toskansku-videnska-dzungle-divnosti-a-bolonske-zklamani\/whatsapp-image-2024-03-18-at-15-08-04\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/WhatsApp-Image-2024-03-18-at-15.08.04.jpg?fit=1000%2C1333\" data-orig-size=\"1000,1333\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"WhatsApp Image 2024-03-18 at 15.08.04\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/WhatsApp-Image-2024-03-18-at-15.08.04.jpg?fit=225%2C300\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/WhatsApp-Image-2024-03-18-at-15.08.04.jpg?fit=656%2C875\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-1377 size-large\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/WhatsApp-Image-2024-03-18-at-15.08.04.jpg?resize=656%2C875\" alt=\"\" width=\"656\" height=\"875\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/WhatsApp-Image-2024-03-18-at-15.08.04.jpg?resize=768%2C1024 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/WhatsApp-Image-2024-03-18-at-15.08.04.jpg?resize=225%2C300 225w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/WhatsApp-Image-2024-03-18-at-15.08.04.jpg?w=1000 1000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 656px) 100vw, 656px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Se skv\u011bl\u00fdm pocitem jsem pro\u0161la leti\u0161tn\u00ed kontrolou a v duty free z\u00f3n\u011b si koupila vodu. P\u0159ed odjezdem jsem v \u010cesku zu\u0159iv\u011b b\u011b\u017eela do l\u00e9k\u00e1rny, \u017ee si mus\u00edm koupit kr\u00e9m, bez kter\u00e9ho se moje ple\u0165 u\u017e p\u00e1r let nen\u00ed schopn\u00e1 obej\u00edt, ale rozuzlen\u00ed bylo takov\u00e9, \u017ee jsem ho samoz\u0159ejm\u011b zapomn\u011bla doma v Ostrav\u011b. Ve V\u00eddni jsem si teda cel\u00fd obli\u010dej namazala kr\u00e9mem na o\u010dn\u00ed okol\u00ed, ale nejen vzhledem k m\u00e9mu vysok\u00e9mu \u010delu byla ta spot\u0159eba fakt velk\u00e1, tak\u017ee jsem v\u011bd\u011bla, \u017ee mus\u00edm vymyslet n\u011bjak\u00e9 n\u00e1hradn\u00ed \u0159e\u0161en\u00ed. A miniaturka od Clinique se zd\u00e1la b\u00fdt t\u00edm prav\u00fdm. Nejsem \u00fapln\u011b finan\u010dn\u011b gramotn\u00e1, tak\u017ee se mi 15 ml za 11 euro zd\u00e1lo docela fajn a mus\u00edm \u0159\u00edct, \u017ee to byl tak skv\u011bl\u00fd kauf, \u017ee od n\u00e1vratu jsem ten p\u016fvodn\u00ed kr\u00e9m nepou\u017eila je\u0161t\u011b ani jednou.<\/p>\n<p>Posadila jsem se k\u00a0br\u00e1n\u011b pro let do Boloni a kr\u00e1tce po m\u011b dorazila n\u011bjak\u00e1 mil\u00e1 Asiatka, kter\u00e1 uk\u00e1zala na sedadlo vedle m\u011b. <strong>\u201eM\u016f\u017eu si sednout?\u201c<\/strong> zeptala se. <strong>\u201eJasn\u011b,\u201c<\/strong> k\u00fdvla jsem. Sotva se usadila, zahl\u00e1sili, aby se cestuj\u00edc\u00ed p\u0159ipravili k n\u00e1stupu, co\u017e automaticky znamen\u00e1, \u017ee lajnu lid\u00ed, kte\u0159\u00ed tam nedo\u010dkav\u011b a zcela nelogicky stepovali je\u0161t\u011b p\u0159ed p\u0159\u00edchodem person\u00e1lu doplnili norm\u00e1ln\u00ed cestuj\u00edc\u00ed.<br \/>\n<strong>\u201eAha, tak u\u017e to otev\u0159eli,\u201c<\/strong> zhodnotila sle\u010dna vedle m\u011b. P\u0159i pohledu na frontu snad 50 lid\u00ed jsem usoudila, \u017ee nem\u00e1 smysl tam zat\u00edm chodit.<br \/>\n<strong>\u201eJ\u00e1 asi klidn\u011b m\u016f\u017eu j\u00edt posledn\u00ed. Neulet\u00ed mi to,\u201c<\/strong> usm\u00e1la jsem se. Ne\u017e jsem stihla v\u011btu do\u0159\u00edct, n\u011bjak\u00e1 Slovenka kousek ode m\u011b za\u010dala dramaticky zv\u00fd\u0161en\u00fdm hlasem mluvit do telefonu:<strong> \u201eNo kde jsi! U\u017e to skoro zav\u00edraj\u00ed!\u201c<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Chv\u00edli jsem p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161lela jestli jsem j\u00e1 a\u017e moc velk\u00fd flegmatik anebo sle\u010dna a\u017e moc velk\u00e1 drama queen, ale pak m\u011b napadlo, \u017ee se to potk\u00e1 asi n\u011bkde uprost\u0159ed. Chv\u00edli jsem po\u010dkala a kdy\u017e se fronta za\u010dala zmen\u0161ovat, \u0161la jsem se za\u0159adit mezi jej\u00ed \u00fa\u010dastn\u00edky.<br \/>\n<strong>\u201eM\u00e1me jedny z\u00a0nejslab\u0161\u00edch pas\u016f,\u201c<\/strong> sly\u0161ela jsem dal\u0161\u00ed slovensk\u00fd hovor za sebou.<br \/>\n<strong>\u201eAle to jako nen\u00ed, \u017ee bychom byli n\u011bjak\u00e1 \u0161patn\u00e1 zem\u011b, ale prost\u011b m\u00e1me slab\u00e9 pasy,\u201c<\/strong> hodnotil n\u011bjak\u00fd mu\u017e pro svou p\u0159\u00edtelkyni. Vnit\u0159n\u011b jsem se usm\u00edvala. \u010cesk\u00e9 vtipy o tom, \u017ee je Slovensko sto let za opicemi jsou sice jedna v\u011bc, ale zaj\u00edmalo by m\u011b, jak by vypadalo jeho hodnocen\u00ed, kdyby m\u011bl t\u0159eba pas ze S\u00fdrie nebo Indie, kde je to prakticky stejn\u00e9, jako kdyby lid\u00e9 pas nem\u011bli v\u016fbec.<\/p>\n<h4>Bolo\u0148sk\u00fd v\u00fdtah na kolej\u00edch<\/h4>\n<p>Let do Boloni byl ka\u017edop\u00e1dn\u011b docela fajn, k m\u00e9mu nad\u0161en\u00ed to nos vydr\u017eel bez jak\u00fdchkoliv probl\u00e9m\u016f a krv\u00e1cen\u00ed a i kdy\u017e jsem m\u011bla trochu zalehl\u00e9 ucho a c\u00edtila, \u017ee m\u011b dutiny je\u0161t\u011b asi p\u016fl hodiny po p\u0159ist\u00e1n\u00ed p\u0159i ka\u017ed\u00e9m men\u0161\u00edm polknut\u00ed bol\u00ed, p\u0159ipadalo mi to podstatn\u011b lep\u0161\u00ed, ne\u017e kdy\u017e jsem l\u00e9tala d\u0159\u00edve.<\/p>\n<p>Vyzvedla jsem si kufr, lehce se p\u0159evl\u00e9kla a \u0161la na expres, kde byla u samoobslu\u017en\u00e9 kasy velk\u00e1 fronta. M\u011bla jsem proto chytr\u00fd n\u00e1pad si j\u00edzdenku koupit online, ostatn\u011b na tuhle mo\u017enost upozor\u0148ovaly tabule v\u0161ude kolem. Po zaplacen\u00ed jsem ale \u010dekala na doru\u010den\u00ed j\u00edzdn\u00edho dokladu tak dlouho, \u017ee by m\u011b \u010dasov\u011b vy\u0161lo l\u00e9pe rad\u0161i tehdy vyst\u00e1t tu frontu. Dvakr\u00e1t. Ale nakonec to teda p\u0159i\u0161lo.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1380\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1380\" style=\"width: 656px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1380\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/index.php\/2024\/03\/18\/narozeniny-v-toskansku-videnska-dzungle-divnosti-a-bolonske-zklamani\/whatsapp-image-2024-03-18-at-15-08-05\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/WhatsApp-Image-2024-03-18-at-15.08.05.jpeg?fit=1536%2C2048\" data-orig-size=\"1536,2048\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"WhatsApp Image 2024-03-18 at 15.08.05\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/WhatsApp-Image-2024-03-18-at-15.08.05.jpeg?fit=225%2C300\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/WhatsApp-Image-2024-03-18-at-15.08.05.jpeg?fit=656%2C875\" class=\"wp-image-1380 size-large\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/WhatsApp-Image-2024-03-18-at-15.08.05.jpeg?resize=656%2C875\" alt=\"\" width=\"656\" height=\"875\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/WhatsApp-Image-2024-03-18-at-15.08.05.jpeg?resize=768%2C1024 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/WhatsApp-Image-2024-03-18-at-15.08.05.jpeg?resize=225%2C300 225w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/WhatsApp-Image-2024-03-18-at-15.08.05.jpeg?resize=1152%2C1536 1152w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/WhatsApp-Image-2024-03-18-at-15.08.05.jpeg?w=1536 1536w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/WhatsApp-Image-2024-03-18-at-15.08.05.jpeg?w=1312 1312w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 656px) 100vw, 656px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1380\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Ano. Takhle vypad\u00e1 n\u00e1stupi\u0161t\u011b.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Mezi n\u00e1mi, ten expres z leti\u0161t\u011b do centra Boloni je hodn\u011b specifick\u00e1 z\u00e1le\u017eitost, kter\u00e1 p\u016fsob\u00ed jako v\u00fdtah na vlakov\u00fdch kolej\u00edch, ale kdo neza\u017eil, neuv\u011b\u0159\u00ed. Na posledn\u00ed chv\u00edli, sekundu p\u0159ed zav\u0159en\u00edm vchodu, do v\u00fdtahu (tohle ozna\u010den\u00ed byl v t\u00e9to v\u011bt\u011b p\u016fvodn\u011b p\u0159eklep, ale vlastn\u011b mi p\u0159ipad\u00e1 v pohod\u011b ho nakonec pou\u017e\u00edt a\u010dkoliv je to ofiko \u00bbjednokolejka\u00ab) nasko\u010dil n\u011bjak\u00fd Ital, kter\u00e9mu se p\u0159\u00edmo za zadkem zav\u0159ely dve\u0159e. P\u0159ed t\u011bmi z\u016fstal na n\u00e1stupi\u0161ti st\u00e1t jeho kamar\u00e1d. \u0160\u0165astn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed z dvojice po italsku pokr\u010dil rameny, zam\u00e1val mu a odjeli jsme.<\/p>\n<p>Po p\u0159\u00edjezdu na n\u00e1dra\u017e\u00ed jsem si za\u0161la hodit kufr do \u00faschovny, kter\u00e1 m\u011b vy\u0161la tolik, \u017ee jsem zva\u017eovala, jestli nep\u0159ehodnot\u00edm p\u016fvodn\u00ed pl\u00e1n a m\u00edsto bolo\u0148sk\u00e9 \u0161ikm\u00e9 v\u011b\u017ee nep\u016fjdu rad\u0161i hledat n\u011bkoho, kdo by odkoupil mou ledvinu. Ale narozeninov\u00fd v\u00fdlet je narozeninov\u00fd v\u00fdlet, tak\u017ee ztr\u00e1ty jsem se rozhodla s\u010d\u00edtat a\u017e doma.<\/p>\n<p>U\u017e cestou na n\u00e1dra\u017e\u00ed jsem vid\u011bla n\u011bjakou uzav\u0159enou silnici, kterou zablokovala policie a o p\u00e1r metr\u016f d\u00e1l, uprost\u0159ed ni\u010deho, byl um\u00edst\u011bn orchestr, kter\u00fd vyhr\u00e1val. Moc jsem to nech\u00e1pala, ale p\u0159i proch\u00e1zce Bolo\u0148ou jsem zjistila, \u017ee je v\u011bt\u0161ina m\u011bsta uzav\u0159en\u00e1 a prob\u00edh\u00e1 (doslova) tam n\u011bjak\u00fd maraton. Na n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bvu tohoto m\u00edsta jsem se moc t\u011b\u0161ila a mo\u017en\u00e1 pr\u00e1v\u011b v tom byl ten probl\u00e9m.<\/p>\n<p>Cel\u00e9 mi to tam p\u0159i\u0161lo takov\u00e9 unaven\u00e9, nudn\u00e9, \u010dekala jsem, \u017ee cel\u00e9 m\u011bsto bude v tom typick\u00e9m cihlov\u00e9m duchu, ale k m\u00e9m \u00fadivu tomu tak nebylo. Dala jsem si cappuccino, kr\u00e1tk\u00fd videohovor s m\u00e1mou a s\u00e9grou, spole\u010dn\u011b jsme zhodnotily jak hezky tam chod\u00ed Italov\u00e9 oble\u010den\u00ed a kolik roztomil\u00fdch ps\u016f kolem m\u011b pro\u0161lo a vydala jsem se hledat tu slavnou \u0161ikmou v\u011b\u017e.<\/p>\n<p>Ta byla obestav\u011bna n\u011bjak\u00fdmi kontejnery a nev\u00edm \u010d\u00edm v\u0161\u00edm, tak\u017ee to moc pod\u00edvan\u00e1 nebyla a bohu\u017eel to nebylo ani instafriendly, ale co se d\u00e1 d\u011blat. Brala jsem to tak, \u017ee ten den jsem m\u011bla bo\u017e\u00ed po\u017eehn\u00e1n\u00ed, kdy\u017e mi nenav\u00e1\u017eili u kufru nadv\u00e1hu a \u010dlov\u011bk prost\u011b nem\u016f\u017ee m\u00edt v\u0161echno.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1382\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/index.php\/2024\/03\/18\/narozeniny-v-toskansku-videnska-dzungle-divnosti-a-bolonske-zklamani\/whatsapp-image-2024-03-18-at-15-08-06-1\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/WhatsApp-Image-2024-03-18-at-15.08.06-1.jpeg?fit=1536%2C2048\" data-orig-size=\"1536,2048\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"WhatsApp Image 2024-03-18 at 15.08.06 (1)\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/WhatsApp-Image-2024-03-18-at-15.08.06-1.jpeg?fit=225%2C300\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/WhatsApp-Image-2024-03-18-at-15.08.06-1.jpeg?fit=656%2C875\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-1382 size-large\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/WhatsApp-Image-2024-03-18-at-15.08.06-1.jpeg?resize=656%2C875\" alt=\"\" width=\"656\" height=\"875\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/WhatsApp-Image-2024-03-18-at-15.08.06-1.jpeg?resize=768%2C1024 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/WhatsApp-Image-2024-03-18-at-15.08.06-1.jpeg?resize=225%2C300 225w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/WhatsApp-Image-2024-03-18-at-15.08.06-1.jpeg?resize=1152%2C1536 1152w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/WhatsApp-Image-2024-03-18-at-15.08.06-1.jpeg?w=1536 1536w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/WhatsApp-Image-2024-03-18-at-15.08.06-1.jpeg?w=1312 1312w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 656px) 100vw, 656px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Cestou k v\u011b\u017ei jsem si v\u0161imla dvou zaj\u00edmav\u00fdch v\u011bc\u00ed. Prvn\u00ed byl obr\u00e1zek <strong>Ayrtona Senny,<\/strong> kter\u00fd byl v n\u011bjak\u00e9 vitr\u00edn\u011b. Brazilsk\u00fd z\u00e1vodn\u00edk <strong>Formule 1<\/strong>, kter\u00fd zem\u0159el pr\u00e1v\u011b v <strong>Boloni<\/strong>. Druh\u00fdm pozoruhodn\u00fdm bodem byl jak\u00fdsi <strong>bezdomovec<\/strong>, kter\u00fd le\u017eel v podloub\u00ed, vedle sebe m\u011bl polo\u017eenou jakousi n\u00e1dobku na p\u0159\u00edsp\u011bvek od kolemjdouc\u00edch a p\u0159es hlavu p\u0159ehozenou deku. \u010cas od \u010dasu se probral, p\u0159epo\u010d\u00edtal pen\u00edze, oto\u010dil se na bok a spal d\u00e1l. Takov\u00fd typick\u00fd italsk\u00fd zp\u016fsob p\u0159\u00edstupu k pr\u00e1ci.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1381\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/index.php\/2024\/03\/18\/narozeniny-v-toskansku-videnska-dzungle-divnosti-a-bolonske-zklamani\/whatsapp-image-2024-03-18-at-15-08-06\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/WhatsApp-Image-2024-03-18-at-15.08.06.jpeg?fit=1536%2C2048\" data-orig-size=\"1536,2048\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"WhatsApp Image 2024-03-18 at 15.08.06\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/WhatsApp-Image-2024-03-18-at-15.08.06.jpeg?fit=225%2C300\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/WhatsApp-Image-2024-03-18-at-15.08.06.jpeg?fit=656%2C875\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-1381 size-large\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/WhatsApp-Image-2024-03-18-at-15.08.06.jpeg?resize=656%2C875\" alt=\"\" width=\"656\" height=\"875\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/WhatsApp-Image-2024-03-18-at-15.08.06.jpeg?resize=768%2C1024 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/WhatsApp-Image-2024-03-18-at-15.08.06.jpeg?resize=225%2C300 225w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/WhatsApp-Image-2024-03-18-at-15.08.06.jpeg?resize=1152%2C1536 1152w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/WhatsApp-Image-2024-03-18-at-15.08.06.jpeg?w=1536 1536w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/WhatsApp-Image-2024-03-18-at-15.08.06.jpeg?w=1312 1312w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 656px) 100vw, 656px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201eV\u00ed\u0161 co, j\u00e1 tady vid\u00edm, \u017ee je tam docela hezk\u00e1 Finestrella, tak poj\u010fme tam,\u201c<\/strong> nab\u00e1dala m\u011b sestra, kter\u00e1 se mnou na v\u00fdlet\u011b byla prost\u0159ednictv\u00edm videohovoru. V\u00e1\u017eila jsem teda p\u016flhodinovou cestu, abych dorazila k ni\u010demu. <strong>\u201eA co teda p\u0159esn\u011b to m\u00e1 b\u00fdt?\u201c<\/strong> nech\u00e1pala jsem a ohl\u00e9dla se vpravo, kde byl jak\u00fdsi kan\u00e1l, jen\u017e byl naprosto na suchu.<br \/>\n<strong>\u201eTo je tohle?\u201c<\/strong> zeptala jsem se sestry, kter\u00e1 byla naprosto v \u0161oku a p\u0159ekvapen\u011b koktala n\u011bco o hezk\u00fdch obr\u00e1zc\u00edch na internetu.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1383\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/index.php\/2024\/03\/18\/narozeniny-v-toskansku-videnska-dzungle-divnosti-a-bolonske-zklamani\/whatsapp-image-2024-03-18-at-15-08-07\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/WhatsApp-Image-2024-03-18-at-15.08.07.jpeg?fit=1536%2C2048\" data-orig-size=\"1536,2048\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"WhatsApp Image 2024-03-18 at 15.08.07\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/WhatsApp-Image-2024-03-18-at-15.08.07.jpeg?fit=225%2C300\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/WhatsApp-Image-2024-03-18-at-15.08.07.jpeg?fit=656%2C875\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-1383 size-large\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/WhatsApp-Image-2024-03-18-at-15.08.07.jpeg?resize=656%2C875\" alt=\"\" width=\"656\" height=\"875\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/WhatsApp-Image-2024-03-18-at-15.08.07.jpeg?resize=768%2C1024 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/WhatsApp-Image-2024-03-18-at-15.08.07.jpeg?resize=225%2C300 225w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/WhatsApp-Image-2024-03-18-at-15.08.07.jpeg?resize=1152%2C1536 1152w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/WhatsApp-Image-2024-03-18-at-15.08.07.jpeg?w=1536 1536w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/WhatsApp-Image-2024-03-18-at-15.08.07.jpeg?w=1312 1312w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 656px) 100vw, 656px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>P\u0159ipadalo mi, \u017ee pokud je \u010dlov\u011bk ve m\u011bst\u011b jen na p\u00e1r hodin, nav\u00edc v ned\u011bli, tak mu tohle m\u011bsto moc nab\u00eddnout nem\u016f\u017ee. Za\u0161la jsem si do drogerie, kde jsem si koupila n\u011bjakou ple\u0165ovou masku na sv\u016fj unaven\u00fd obli\u010dej (je\u0161t\u011b po\u0159\u00e1d mi sch\u00e1zely asi 3 hodiny do odjezdu rychlovlaku do Florencie), silonky, vodu, n\u011bjakou ty\u010dinku a \u0161la rozj\u00edmat p\u0159ed hlav\u00e1k mezi existence, kter\u00e9 vypadaly stejn\u011b ztr\u00e1pen\u011b jako j\u00e1. Rozd\u00edl byl ten, \u017ee m\u011b se s bl\u00ed\u017e\u00edc\u00edm odjezdem vlaku bl\u00fdskalo na lep\u0161\u00ed z\u00edt\u0159ky.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1384\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/index.php\/2024\/03\/18\/narozeniny-v-toskansku-videnska-dzungle-divnosti-a-bolonske-zklamani\/whatsapp-image-2024-03-18-at-15-08-08\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/WhatsApp-Image-2024-03-18-at-15.08.08.jpeg?fit=1536%2C2048\" data-orig-size=\"1536,2048\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"WhatsApp Image 2024-03-18 at 15.08.08\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/WhatsApp-Image-2024-03-18-at-15.08.08.jpeg?fit=225%2C300\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/WhatsApp-Image-2024-03-18-at-15.08.08.jpeg?fit=656%2C875\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-1384 size-large\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/WhatsApp-Image-2024-03-18-at-15.08.08.jpeg?resize=656%2C875\" alt=\"\" width=\"656\" height=\"875\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/WhatsApp-Image-2024-03-18-at-15.08.08.jpeg?resize=768%2C1024 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/WhatsApp-Image-2024-03-18-at-15.08.08.jpeg?resize=225%2C300 225w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/WhatsApp-Image-2024-03-18-at-15.08.08.jpeg?resize=1152%2C1536 1152w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/WhatsApp-Image-2024-03-18-at-15.08.08.jpeg?w=1536 1536w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ironicka-blondyna.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/WhatsApp-Image-2024-03-18-at-15.08.08.jpeg?w=1312 1312w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 656px) 100vw, 656px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>P\u0159etrp\u011bla jsem to, vyzvedla o hodinu d\u0159\u00edv kufr z p\u0159edra\u017een\u00e9 \u00faschovny (bylo mi trochu l\u00edto, \u017ee jsem to optimisticky zaplatila na tak dlouho, ale j\u00e1 m\u00e1m prost\u011b v\u017edycky od v\u0161eho velk\u00e1 o\u010dek\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00ed) a \u0161la zp\u00e1tky na n\u00e1dra\u017e\u00ed. Z t\u011bch vlakov\u00fdch spojen\u00ed z Boloni jsem n\u011bkdy trochu nesv\u00e1. Obrovsk\u00e1 tabule ve vestibulu v\u00e1m sice ukazuje, \u017ee m\u00e1te j\u00edt na n\u00e1stupi\u0161t\u011b 18, ale kdy\u017e tam p\u0159ijdete, tabule na ukazatel na n\u00e1stupi\u0161ti je pr\u00e1zdn\u00fd a tak to z\u016fstane t\u0159eba je\u0161t\u011b minutu do p\u0159\u00edjezdu vlaku.<\/p>\n<h4>\u00bbV\u0161echno m\u00e1me pod kontrolou\u00ab<\/h4>\n<p>Ne\u017e m\u016fj rychlovlak dorazil, stav\u011blo tady asi 5 jin\u00fdch a co m\u011b p\u0159ekvapilo nejv\u00edc, v jednu chv\u00edli na n\u00e1stupi\u0161t\u011b napochodovali voj\u00e1ci a policie, co\u017e m\u011b na jednu stranu p\u0159ekvapilo a na druhou stranu vzhledem k m\u00e9mu 16kilov\u00e9mu kufru docela pot\u011b\u0161ilo. Nakonec jsem z toho pochopiteln\u011b v\u016fbec net\u011b\u017eila, proto\u017ee je zaj\u00edmal \u00fapln\u011b jin\u00fd vlak. Docela zaj\u00edmav\u00fd moment nastal ve chv\u00edli, kdy p\u0159ijel rychlovlak z Tur\u00edna. Otev\u0159ely se dve\u0159e a ani\u017e bych kohokoliv zahl\u00e9dla, v pravideln\u00fdch intervalech z nich vych\u00e1zel obl\u00e1\u010dek kou\u0159e.<\/p>\n<p>Pak se d\u00fdmit p\u0159estalo, dve\u0159e se zav\u0159ely, vlak odjel a kone\u010dn\u011b p\u0159ijel ten m\u016fj. Slo\u017eit\u011b jsem vystoupala nahoru a vid\u011bla, \u017ee prostor pro kufry je u\u017e pln\u011b obsazen stejn\u011b velk\u00fdmi obludami, jakou s sebou t\u00e1hnu j\u00e1. Chv\u00edli jsem p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161lela, jestli chci bre\u010det nebo se sm\u00e1t, ale nakonec jsem si \u0159ekla, \u017ee t\u011bch 30 minut s kufrem u nohou p\u0159ece p\u0159e\u017eiju. A pokud to p\u0159e\u017eiju j\u00e1, p\u0159e\u017eijou to i ti kolem m\u011b. Ostatn\u011b nic jin\u00e9ho jim stejn\u011b nezb\u00fdv\u00e1, proto\u017ee cihla o takov\u00fdch rozm\u011brech a hmotnosti by se dala pova\u017eovat prakticky skoro za zbra\u0148 a kdo by cht\u011bl um\u0159\u00edt tak, \u017ee by si o n\u011bm lidi vykl\u00e1dali: <strong>\u201eAch, na\u0161tval n\u011bjakou blond\u00fdnu v rychlovlaku do Florencie, tak ho porazila sv\u00fdm r\u016f\u017eov\u00fdm kufrem a u\u017e to nerozchodil.\u201c<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>No? No nikdo. K m\u00e9mu ne\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed jsem m\u011bla m\u00edsto u \u010dty\u0159sedadla n\u011bjak\u00e9 italsk\u00e9 matky a dcery, kter\u00e9 sice byly moc mil\u00e9, ale ani slovo nerozum\u011bly anglicky, tak\u017ee mi musel n\u011bjak\u00fd p\u00e1n vedle pomoct p\u0159elo\u017eit, \u017ee se s t\u00edm obrovsk\u00fdm kufrem nehodl\u00e1m rv\u00e1t k oknu a klidn\u011b si sednu do uli\u010dky. Po p\u016fl hodin\u011b j\u00edzdy bylo moje tr\u00e1pen\u00ed u konce a j\u00e1 uh\u00e1n\u011bla do \u010dtvrti San Frediano, kde byl byt, ve kter\u00e9m jsem m\u011bla bydlet.<\/p>\n<p>Majitele toho bytu jsem u\u017e p\u0159edem milovala, proto\u017ee s nimi p\u0159edem prob\u011bhla lehk\u00e1 komunikace, kter\u00e1 byla vedena italsky z jejich strany a anglicky z m\u00e9 strany, co\u017e zn\u00ed mo\u017en\u00e1 divn\u011b, ale v It\u00e1lii komunikuju hlavn\u011b takhle a zat\u00edm to v\u017edycky v\u0161em stran\u00e1m vyhovovalo. Postupn\u011b se sna\u017e\u00edm za\u0159azovat aspo\u0148 p\u00e1r italsk\u00fdch slov\u00ed\u010dek, tak\u017ee jsem zv\u011bdav\u00e1, k \u010demu dojdeme.<\/p>\n<p>Co m\u011b ka\u017edop\u00e1dn\u011b pobavilo byl fakt, \u017ee mi z ubytov\u00e1n\u00ed asi t\u00fdden p\u0159ed p\u0159\u00edletem p\u0159i\u0161la n\u011bjak\u00e1 zpr\u00e1va ohledn\u011b platby, kter\u00e1 mi ned\u00e1vala smysl a kdy\u017e jsem se jich obratem zeptala, jestli to nen\u00ed n\u011bjak\u00fd omyl, napsali mi, \u017ee je to spam, ale u\u017e to maj\u00ed pod kontrolou. Vzhledem k tomu, \u017ee mi tahle odpov\u011b\u010f p\u0159i\u0161la asi 7x, m\u011bla jsem trochu pochybnosti, ale rozhodla jsem se jim v\u011b\u0159it&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201eTak kam let\u00ed\u0161 na narozky letos?\u201c ptali se m\u011b od \u00fanora kamar\u00e1di, kte\u0159\u00ed m\u016fj dlouholet\u00fd zvyk znaj\u00ed. Je\u0161t\u011b dva t\u00fddny p\u0159edem jsem ale nev\u011bd\u011bla, jestli v\u016fbec n\u011bkam. Po operaci nosu je\u0161t\u011b chv\u00edli hrozily probl\u00e9my, tak\u017ee ve h\u0159e byla varianta, \u017ee bych kv\u016fli komplikac\u00edm musela z\u016fstat doma. 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